Finished work early today,
And got home to a right racket coming from my Back Garden, There was a Family of Magpies Bullying a Blackbird on her nest,
Trying to make her leave the nest so they could plunder it, I give her, her Due she stood her ground while her mate tried to help.
Opens my back bedroom window and sneakily points the Rapid at the nearest Maggie, It was only 25 yards, Aims for its head and
smacks right in the Eye exiting top of Bounce, All Hell breaks loose as they can't spot me or hadn't heard the little Phut of the Nutty Mod,
needless to say no Maggies for the rest of