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NEWKID

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  1. Enjoyed the read mate, sounds a good night, I know what you mean about the moon though out tonight I could've left the lamp home it was that bright.
  2. Cheers iworkwhippets Cheers Bill, yeah was loads of wind but real clear sky with big moon, she ran well though couldn't get her on as much as I had hoped but that the way it goes. Were you ou tonight mate?
  3. Was talking to my mum the other day about the amount of trouseres I got through as a youngster, the back of the legs burnt through with acid from the old batteries. Don't remeber ever buying a lamp back then they were either made or borrowed never to be returned.
  4. Just in, she had 4 rabbits tonight, seem to be a bit patchy, can walk 3 or 4 fields and see hardly any then the next field be a fair few in. Still enjoyable night and her retrieve is getting better everytime. Seen a fair bit of bigger game tonight I left it for the men with pre ban bigger dogs
  5. Proper blowing a mad one tonight, had a mad day at work and a heavy day tommorow, but this wind is dragging me out. Good luck to anyone thats out
  6. Needles without a doubt.... couple of times I've had blood tests nearly fainted.
  7. Thats an achievement mate nice one... you've got testing times ahead mate good luck
  8. Yeah it's all gone off on a bit of a tangent tonight mate...
  9. I only wanted fish and chips and I end up divorced with an itchy cock, an arse like a blood orange, questioning my sexuality and dodging virtual bullets in this crazy virtual town........ Thank you and good night....
  10. Snapsot well done on making your dream a reality. My biggest acievement is without doubt my kids, changes your whole outlook on life there's no love like it. and as others have said I'll make sure I don't make a hash of it like my old man did.
  11. I just virtually opened one in conjunction with Arjan,todays virtual specials......Super sour diesel or barneys kush? Some guys prefer the more hirsute lady-boys...... Oh I feel sick, I knew there was something hidden amongst the hair but that......really.......... I've just virtually thrown up my deep fried halal tikka balti donner kebab...... Mackem you've virtually ruined my life
  12. Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out). Feck off thats not my fish thats smelly minges I can vouch for that Desires virtually stunk to high heaven, and it was virtually the hairyest thing I've ever seen
  13. Don't know if it's any help Christian but I got talking to Bridget the midget at Mackems place down the road and it seems her dream job is to work in a chippy she's sick of the stripping game. She just needs a hop up to reach the fryers but other than that she's ready for a start tommorow........ don't let Mackem know for f*cks sake all the girls down there are shit scared of him he'll go mental if he finds out.
  14. Hpoe you have the sh!ts in the morning and your arse is like a blood orange I'm more worried about the virtual itchy cock I've got off of desire.........
  15. Shit thats me virtually divorced the missus caught me virtualy at it with desire
  16. Just got a virtual special fried tikka halal balti donner kebab, from Mackems 2 doors down, fricken lovely cheers mate, got sick of waiting for my virtual fish and chips. Off to watch some virtual lap dancers...... Mackem knows how to run a virtual business.
  17. I'm gonna have to virtually cook me own then.........
  18. I saw the same one i think,some redneck hicks who drove carrying a stepladder in the back of their truck looking for horses to rape,and a fat overweight bird who had sexual relations with her dog,there was also a small community of oddballs who had animal sex-partners. Thats the one mate, my missus had to go bed half way through said it made her feel sick. Some type of morbid curiousity made me watch it to the end, there was a couple who got together through there "love" of animals, he said he knew she was the one when they went out to see her horse together and she was so horny she had
  19. You gonna get me my fish and chips or what..... I've been waiting f*cking ages....
  20. I remember seeing a documentary about people in America in relationships with dogs and horses... it was weird as hell some old boy was in his kitchen and a horse put it's head through the window the old boy started kissing it full on..... theres some mental people out there.... By the way Scothunter a dolphins a mammal not a fish
  21. Inbetweeners for me...... one bollock hanging out on the cat walk...... gutter humour but funny as.....
  22. AND ITS STILL UP ,SO I,M OUT AGAIN TONITE ,LAST NITE WAS A VERY GOOD NIGHT ,I FREZZER FULL OF THE FINEST OF MEAT HOPING FOR ANOTHER GOODNITE,THIS WILL BE MY 5TH NIGHT IN A ROW ATB Nice one rocky, the winds just coming down here now, tried monday but it was crap still and clear, the next few nights should be better though
  23. Thanks Mate I thought I had seen he had a lot of collie in his make up, it sounds like he's the ideal dog for the land you run, and alien to what some think it is'nt just speed that puts game in the bag. If you ever do breed off of him what would you breed with? Cheers
  24. You may see a difference mate once he has been out working with them ( by the sounds of it he hasn't yet), keep a close eye on him whilst working and start with small sets where you can be in close control. I've found I've got to be a lot harder with the terrier in all disciplining than I am with the lurcher. I wouldn't let them feed together though mate as he may feel threatened and possesive and it will only take one quick snap to lose a ferret. Maybe put him on a lead in the garden when the ferrets are out, if he even makes a move towards them a sharp pull on the lead and a firm "no" until
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