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NEWKID

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  1. Iam with you on that one , as long as there a barrier between me & the animals I am fine , but if i am out & a horse appears I am quite pathetic I can't get anywhere near a horse anymore, I don't even like driving past them because I think they will spaz out The only reason i have developed a phobia is because on a ferreting trip there was some hay in the ferret box & the horses in the field got the hay out the box & wrecked it , totally dismantled it , then they crowded round me , walking side on to me that was it , hyper ventilating , tears the lot, i craw
  2. Nice one mate, well done to the pup, how old is she now?
  3. Don't know what the pups will be like, thats the chance you take, but those 2 dogs look cracking mate.
  4. Shopping trolley Nice one mate, I'm sure a lot of my current back problems have more to do with walking miles as a youngster with any type of battery that worked on my back, rather than the last 15 years of roofing.
  5. Top dogs mate, you definately put the time in and reap the rewards. Well done.
  6. Tried 2 places last night for 4 rabbits, found you would walk 3-4 fields and not see a rabbit and the next would have a fair few in, I'd say she had around 12 runs she's only young so a more experianced dog would probably have done better, should've been 5 but she caught 1 through the sheep fence and dropped it trying to pull it through. But for 3.5 hrs lamping I would have hoped to have seen more.
  7. You've got teeth like a row of bombed houses. She was so fat I'd lay on top, slap the side and ride the ripples. The best bit of you ran down your mothers leg.
  8. no mate i am out tonight when i get home after work kev atb Good luck mate atb
  9. body of bay watch face off crime watch You look like someone set fire to your face and put it out with a shovel When you fell out of the ugly tree you must have hit every branch on the way down.
  10. Your so goofy you could peel an orange through a letter box. You got a face like a blind cobblers thumb you look like 10 pound of shit squeezed into a 5 pound bag you got a body like a land slide
  11. Sods law mate, just said in another thread I could've left the lamp home it was so bright, still the dog would rather be out then in and so would I
  12. Enjoyed the read mate, sounds a good night, I know what you mean about the moon though out tonight I could've left the lamp home it was that bright.
  13. Cheers iworkwhippets Cheers Bill, yeah was loads of wind but real clear sky with big moon, she ran well though couldn't get her on as much as I had hoped but that the way it goes. Were you ou tonight mate?
  14. Was talking to my mum the other day about the amount of trouseres I got through as a youngster, the back of the legs burnt through with acid from the old batteries. Don't remeber ever buying a lamp back then they were either made or borrowed never to be returned.
  15. Just in, she had 4 rabbits tonight, seem to be a bit patchy, can walk 3 or 4 fields and see hardly any then the next field be a fair few in. Still enjoyable night and her retrieve is getting better everytime. Seen a fair bit of bigger game tonight I left it for the men with pre ban bigger dogs
  16. Proper blowing a mad one tonight, had a mad day at work and a heavy day tommorow, but this wind is dragging me out. Good luck to anyone thats out
  17. Needles without a doubt.... couple of times I've had blood tests nearly fainted.
  18. Thats an achievement mate nice one... you've got testing times ahead mate good luck
  19. Yeah it's all gone off on a bit of a tangent tonight mate...
  20. I only wanted fish and chips and I end up divorced with an itchy cock, an arse like a blood orange, questioning my sexuality and dodging virtual bullets in this crazy virtual town........ Thank you and good night....
  21. Snapsot well done on making your dream a reality. My biggest acievement is without doubt my kids, changes your whole outlook on life there's no love like it. and as others have said I'll make sure I don't make a hash of it like my old man did.
  22. I just virtually opened one in conjunction with Arjan,todays virtual specials......Super sour diesel or barneys kush? Some guys prefer the more hirsute lady-boys...... Oh I feel sick, I knew there was something hidden amongst the hair but that......really.......... I've just virtually thrown up my deep fried halal tikka balti donner kebab...... Mackem you've virtually ruined my life
  23. Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out). Feck off thats not my fish thats smelly minges I can vouch for that Desires virtually stunk to high heaven, and it was virtually the hairyest thing I've ever seen
  24. Don't know if it's any help Christian but I got talking to Bridget the midget at Mackems place down the road and it seems her dream job is to work in a chippy she's sick of the stripping game. She just needs a hop up to reach the fryers but other than that she's ready for a start tommorow........ don't let Mackem know for f*cks sake all the girls down there are shit scared of him he'll go mental if he finds out.
  25. Hpoe you have the sh!ts in the morning and your arse is like a blood orange I'm more worried about the virtual itchy cock I've got off of desire.........
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