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Borat

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  1. I find I keep getting Married Women poking moi on FB.. With a couple of offers, wich is all good for one's Ego.. But to be honest, I'd never meet a random lass from off the Internet.. After all, she could be a right Bunny Boiler..
  2. "My dogs a jealous worker, so I cant come out with you" .. "Becouse it wont work with another dog present".. And I replied, "Okay, not to worry.. We'll just take your dog out on the Lamp".. But still never turned up..
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    mike Tyson

    As a Kid, I loved Tyson's style in the Boxing ring.. But typical hard done by/feel sorry for myself steriotype, "cos I'm Black In'it" .. Plus the Rape charge..
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    What to do

    Leave it as it is, and get some Newspaper and wrap the whole body up.. If you dont, wings can get freezer burns..
  5. I'm on good old Facebook.. My sister made me do an account .. I just go and search through my "friend list" to see if I can chat any totty up and be a serial Womenizer..
  6. Oh dear.. Still, at least the Lippizzaner horse got up and was okay.. As that horse would be worth a few bob..
  7. I smell Pig Shite..

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    c m w

    It's becouse EDRD is aimed at a "serious" reading audiance.. Not for a few country people wannabe's with a rabbiting Plummer terrier in the back on their Range Rovers.. Looking like Dolly Heads at a country fair..
  9. I enjoyed that.. Was she the Nuttal bred bitch ? (I'm not clued up on Saluki bred longdogs)
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    nigela on bbc2

    I like my girls dark ( maybe why my blonde ex pissed off back to Randers - Denmark, lack of effort on my part) , but I think Nigela, and Jesse Wallace aka Kat Slater from EastEnders do it for me..
  11. I dont go out in the Hunting field, I just sit at my computer screen and dream.. My name is Walter Mitty...

  12. I talk alot to a person who used to stay at Miss Noble's Kennels.. A coursing Greyhound was added into the genetics by Miss Noble.. Wich then resulted in Slipper, Arkinglas Slipper was mated to a Saxon of Rotherwood.. One bitch from that mating was registered with the KC under the name of Tassie of Ardkinglas. Then that bitch was then mated with Ch Fitzroy of Ardkinglas, wich became the first pure(?) registered litter.. Only two of this litter were bred from, Isanbard and Isa.. Isa of Ardkinglas was put to a Bosun of Geltsdale, none of the resulting litter was bred from. Isambard of Ardking
  13. Dirty Barstards !! My mate had a Saluki puppy stolen... Turned out it was a so called mate.. Looks like they knew your setup and exatly what they wanted..
  14. You know more than me Love.. As your in the know, can you tell me.. The labled pure "Working" lines of Deerhounds, where did they gain their founder stock from ?? I shall now waltz back into my dream..
  15. I've seen it with my own eyes at Saluki coursing meets before the ban... So I honestly f****n believe that.. Ruweis Salukis - Karen Fisher - The home of smooth and feathered Salukis from recent desert bred origins, is well known for showing her Salukis and did very well at coursing meets in the past.. And she aint the only one.. Below is a "show" bred saluki from before the UK hunting ban owned by a good friend.. That saluki is now 13 and has two CC'S and 1 Reserve CC from the show ring.. Photo looks posed to me, snow all over deer likes its been rolling in it, dog no snow except whe
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    nigela on bbc2

    Last time she was on Tv, she caused a Snail trail in my Boxers.. Well I'm off to bed, past my bed time.. She'll star in my wank now..
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    nigela on bbc2

    She has a nice softly spoken posh accent.. That alone makes a Hand Shandy.. And then she licks/sucks her fingers after she tastes... Grrrrr :tongue4:
  18. Most deerhounds do have Arkinglass in there breeding, my bitch has both Kilbourne and quite a lot Arkinglass in hers, miss noble did out cross you know though, at one point in her line, but i cant remember if the out crossed line was left to die out or if she did use the out cross's in her breeding, she quite often from what i know of would take her dogs corsing one day and the next stright in to the show ring, never bathed them or even brushed them over. The decline of the pray instint isnt just recent - its possable that its been declining for the last 150 years, when hunting with g
  19. You look a very nice classy Lady.. And it's the only reply I've put on here that's not sarcastic..
  20. ive heard it all now mate Okay, think Shit Stirer fits the bill better..
  21. So's your range of vocabulary by the look of it... I concur... I think he used a Spell Checker to spell it, and is now all proud he put a big word up, he had to copy and paste it into capitals..
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