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smithie

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  1. i havent used a drop net myself and if they almost silent then witht the right wind there wouldnt be a problem, i supose good luck and happy netting
  2. i was stood at the bar with this little chinese guy stood at the side of me. i asked "do you knowkung fu ?" he replied " why the f**k did you ask me that.. is it because im chinese?! "no"i said "it because your drinking my pint you little c**t"

  3. smithie

    big brother

    i recon the young black lad will win as its all the girls that do the phone vote..
  4. i think i cut two sizes last time.. 24 ish and some a couple of inch longer for when the fields are a bit wet
  5. i think its ok to net hare if you got a use for them, i would shoot them if i had a use for them but the dog men like them to be left so they can test there dogs.
  6. laying in bed with the wife, i looked at her eyes and said "seeing your face reminds me of the lottery." "because im worth millions to you?" she said "NO" i said " i wish you would f*****g roll over"

  7. have you been on ebay? there not much new and a second hand one probably needs repairs
  8. ffs i pressed like and i ment to press quote the drop net will have to be left possibly unatended and might be stolen or damaged and if you steady enough you will get in most places with the traditional net. it takes a bit more time and effort to master the trad net and not all can manage it but.... if your out as a pest control/selling to a butcher or need to get rid of your own land the drop net is for you (possibly).. as far as a better chance of bigger bags isnt it possible you could spook the rabbits in the oposite direction when the net falls? lern the trad net ya lazy sod
  9. go in to your town and do laps around the roundabout and purposly drive past the plob parked up.. get as many producers as you can in 1 week and produce the lot all at once.. the bird on the counter will be well pissed if you can give her 20 ish and while your there put a complaint in, im sure you wont be stoped no more.. when i was younger my mates did this but not me as i had no licence
  10. i would just knock on the door as he the farmer can judge you better face to face, unless you got tats on your eye lids then plan a might be the best option.. theres also mixi around your way now and that controls the bunnys better than we can
  11. i used an old golf club cutting the club off as far down as i could..light weight and worked well, i even used it for finding mole runs
  12. the mavericks are a good bus and will go anywhere you want.. i would join this if i was you http://www.nissan4x4ownersclub.com/indexvbp.php you will get all the help you need here but they charge a tenner for membership
  13. knock on the doors and ask, you will get plenty knock backs but eventualy somebody will give you a bit of land to shoot on. expect to find most is taken as thats the norm nowadays
  14. there was loads around skipton until the mixi came and spoilet my winter theres still some but not in the numbers there was
  15. yeh stick to shooting the hares
  16. sorry but i hope you dont get anything from this or we will all be paying for our hunting before we know it.. smithie
  17. looks fun but dont think im brave enough to put my motor through owt like that
  18. with that kind of money in your pocket im sure you could easy get your permision by asking farmers first then offering to pay.. i would keep my money and try harder as theres always permision to be had if you put the efort in to obtain it.. smithie
  19. its bothered me for some time now and i cant decide. what i want to know is.. is joe brand and john sergent the same person?

  20. i dont drink been there done that and its a mugs game
  21. i met mine at somebodys 40th birthday party, she was with a women i know and told me it was her birthday. i congratulated her and told her all her birthdays have come at once....been 13 years now
  22. i raised the fire alarm at the circus yesterday. the dwarfs were not happy

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