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smithie

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  1. a recent survey found that 1 in 3 women were just as stupid as the other 2

  2. reading threads on other forums i belive the police try and turn the power up/down when testing. rightly or wrongley i have read the police go out of there way to say it can be altered. and that seems to be enough to cause you trouble atleast. all guns taken by the police are not tested but i expect you would not be so lucky.. sods law
  3. cheryl cole father ted doogle jonny vegas jeramy clarkson gary nevel it would be intresting if nowt else..
  4. harry redknapp would be my choice as he always seems to get the best out of what hes got..
  5. i bought 1 and dont fancy puting the thing down the barrel.. it was £30 on evil bay you can have it for £10 delivered if you want..p.m me its not a lazer
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    Jodie Marsh

    she is awfull, i would rather have a soapy wank
  7. its a fact that the average human being eats around 100 spiders and beasts in his lifetime.they crawl in at night. sleep well mate lol its ok i got the other half killing them for me now
  8. heights and big spiders.. i have to kill all the spiders or i cant get no sleep. i used to have a reacuring dream that i slept wi my mouth open and one crawled in, i got a mate scared of monsters, he doesnt like walking the dog in the dark unless theres people about. i think he watched to much scooby fukin doo
  9. i cant watch these videos especialt the 1st one. i tried but i have to stop its no good. i remember as a kid i went to the local pool and thought that the top diving board didnt look high and it would be easy, how wrong i was. i am not kidding i was like mr bean when he was on the diving boards. i belived i was going to fall over the railings at the side i was convinced if i didnt fall over that i might be lucky enough to land on the correct side then fall through the gap so i sat down to compose myself then laid back for 5 mins having to then climb down the ladder with everybody watching :
  10. but did he take 2 week to crack it
  11. father ted easily... i like the old bird what falls off the ladders/ window cill etc
  12. the more good reads the better, but whos is mr merrin? i have herd this name twice recently
  13. i bought a 4x4 to slow down and tend to drive at 55mph on the motorway now, i have been taken by artic wagons
  14. move ya car off mi drive or ill kick ya f*****g head in
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    hedgehogs

    i find them hard to get out of my nets and would not be bothered if i never saw another...but im not going to go killing them, ill settle for just disliking them
  16. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041256/Police-hunt-thugs-chop-heads-pheasants-sport.html
  17. theres loads around here. theres a man made set whats watched and some more on land the local badger expert looks after.. got to think they will be here for good now
  18. we want you southerners to belive it is grim up north so you all stay down there leaving us lot a bit of elbow room
  19. i met a dutchman yesterday with sat nav built in to his shoes....... furking clever clogs

  20. peg to peg by martin king. its as good as it gets in longnetting books
  21. im not one to be arsed to argue. ill tell them its what i do, f**k off.. and if there biger than me ill add a please on the end smithie
  22. just get door knocking and you will get something for free and you can spend your hard earned on carts
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