Marmite is a superfood, mate, and no, I don't have melted cheese on anything, that's just grated lol.
Just to add, I do have cheese sauces etc, but melted cheese on toast, crumpets, gives me a bit of indigestion.
Lol I absolutely SLATHER horseradish sauce on beef or corned beef sandwiches lol.
Yeah, it can make the old peepers a tad sensitive, not to mention the bridge of one's snout! Lol
Plenty big enough, if you were so predisposed to try him on a few hares.
Kin el, he's bigger than Gooey off here's dogs, but with that bit of whippet in him, he probably wouldn't need 4 1/2 minutes to catch one on the lamp.
Nope, you haven't, charts.
He still can't comprehend how an aeroplane can be flown to Australia without flying upside down.
Now, you've had about 3 years to 'educate' him, and it REALLY doesn't seem to be going well.
Maybe time to call it a day with his 'education' eh charts?
Some people will/cannot be taught.
But hey, you tried.