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shaaark

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  1. I know a man that only lives about 2 1/2 miles from me, that owns 3 of said beasts. Surprisingly fast when they get into full stride.
  2. He built garm out of some old grandfather clock bric a brac, and some pre 1970's washing machine parts.
  3. Try not to get into a fight after you put that into your system!!
  4. The imbibing of bean and raisin wine is a must, when one is translating any sort of ancient munuscript. Indeed, in many countries it is considered highly uncouth not to partake of said concoction.
  5. Not that I could eat that, looks like something a dog has thrown up!! But, at least it doesn't look quite as bad as the shite with frogspawny looking gunk on it!!
  6. Lol, I agree. Definitely not doing your body any favours, being that sort of weight at that age.
  7. Seen far worse than that walking around ponty, Bb lol
  8. Nay, he was busy translating an ancient, b*****d mix, of an arabic/Hebrew poem, scribed into a slab of sandstone, alas.
  9. They Shoot Horses Don't They. Racing Cars. 1977.
  10. Too late for that warning, mate!! Though I will say, I definitely don't drink as much, or as often, as I did in the past. Having a completely 'dry january,' apart from tea and water, and will probably do at least another month after that.
  11. Admit it, Mack, you fell through the doorway of the changing room, in the costume shop on festive road, the one time you got drunk, and have been hooked ever since!!
  12. I remember a little bit of Welsh from school, is that 'mother/mothers'? Lol
  13. My mother, absolute c**t, my Mrs mother, absolute c**t. My father is tidy, my father in law is a tad tidier. But, you lads that have good/nice parents and good mother/father in laws, that's great. But life for MANY people isn't that good.
  14. Seriously mate, she tried to do EVERYTHING to split us up, which didn't happen. Mother in law was an absolute HARIDAN OF A c**t!!!
  15. My mother in law died nearly 8 years ago. And I know it won't be too popular on here, or maybe it will? But, thank f**k!! She did EVERYTHING she could for the first few years me and the mrs were together, to try to split us up. But, we've been together for several years, and that ABSOLUTE HARIDAN is dead!!!
  16. Very easy to take offence online, D c. As you probably know. I've done it on here myself, a few times.
  17. Yep, when it's prepared and cooked properly, it's delicious. And yep, again, bitch is turning out to be a cracker.
  18. Feck me, a tad peckish are you, hannibal?! Christmas humour, eh?!! Lol.
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