A bit of 'embellishment' there, but not overly so.
My old man worked very hard, and worked away most of the time when I was very young, we'd see him once every 10, 11 or 12 days, and my old girl was an absolute C@NT that spent almost all my old man's wages he'd send back, on herself on the piss!!!
We could only dream of a good upbringing.
Well, when I say dream, it was more of a hallucinogenic fleeting thought, brought on through severe malnutrition, but they were dreams to us.
Marmite is a superfood, mate, and no, I don't have melted cheese on anything, that's just grated lol.
Just to add, I do have cheese sauces etc, but melted cheese on toast, crumpets, gives me a bit of indigestion.
Lol I absolutely SLATHER horseradish sauce on beef or corned beef sandwiches lol.
Yeah, it can make the old peepers a tad sensitive, not to mention the bridge of one's snout! Lol
Plenty big enough, if you were so predisposed to try him on a few hares.
Kin el, he's bigger than Gooey off here's dogs, but with that bit of whippet in him, he probably wouldn't need 4 1/2 minutes to catch one on the lamp.