Teacher says to the class................"If there are 3 crows sitting on a fence and the farmer shoots 1, how many are still sitting on the fence". Little Johnny puts up his hand and says "None"!!
"And why is that Johnny"? she asks.....
"Because when the farmer fires the shot then the rest will fly away".
"Thats not right, but i like your way of thinking"!
"Can i ask you a question now miss"
"Yes" says the teacher.
"If 3 woman are sitting in the park...1 is eating a lolly, 1 is sucking a lolly and 1 is licking a lolly then which 1 is married"?
She thinks for a while and says "The 1 suc