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  1. Na he wont take the pat-lickers fae they kennels mate.............. Good idea to get the dogs locked up wi some dick sneaking about, i'm sure if you see him around you'll be having a word though.. . a think it will b a little more than words if a catch the wee f#cker Just thinking i could give you a wee shot of a fenn trap and you could put it in the bin and cover it with biscuits, that would be a f*****g treat for the thieving little bastsrd.
  2. Any particular time we should be looking..........?
  3. Na he wont take the pat-lickers fae they kennels mate.............. Good idea to get the dogs locked up wi some dick sneaking about, i'm sure if you see him around you'll be having a word though.. .
  4. I do remember this 1...............more than drink in this case though
  5. I think a little bit wee just popped out................
  6. A car boot sale............. Did she take the reward?
  7. Another few hours of argueing for you again then........
  8. Yes a machine gun would be more appropriate. f*****g hate when we get shit dumped up our driveway. One day somebody will leave a clue to there address in all of the mess and will wake up to find it back in there garden. fooooker done it bottom of my road , ripped all the bags open and guess what envolope with address return to sender with a couple of exras , .............yes a nice bag of dog shite would be thrown in as well.
  9. Ma dads got 1 for his greyhounds. Great for dogs getting fit after injury.
  10. Lab

    shake weight

    Teacher says to the class................"If there are 3 crows sitting on a fence and the farmer shoots 1, how many are still sitting on the fence". Little Johnny puts up his hand and says "None"!! "And why is that Johnny"? she asks..... "Because when the farmer fires the shot then the rest will fly away". "Thats not right, but i like your way of thinking"! "Can i ask you a question now miss" "Yes" says the teacher. "If 3 woman are sitting in the park...1 is eating a lolly, 1 is sucking a lolly and 1 is licking a lolly then which 1 is married"? She thinks for a while and says "The 1 suc
  11. Yes a machine gun would be more appropriate. f*****g hate when we get shit dumped up our driveway. One day somebody will leave a clue to there address in all of the mess and will wake up to find it back in there garden. someone dumped a load of builders shite outside my plot,but they left a invoice with their name on £3000 fine the c**t got Result!!! Cant get my head around these twats that drive out into the country to dump a couch when it would be quicker taking it to the local tip.
  12. Lab

    KITE

    am needing some eh that funny stuff aff you like :wacko: :crazy: :alcoholic: You dont need it, your way past that... :crazy: Honestly though first time i have seen 1 down this way......its very lucky the dog never grabbed it!
  13. Yes a machine gun would be more appropriate. f*****g hate when we get shit dumped up our driveway. One day somebody will leave a clue to there address in all of the mess and will wake up to find it back in there garden.
  14. Lab

    KITE

    Was out for a walk yesterday and about stood on a kite. It was hidden in the long grass eating a rabbit and obviously never heard me getting close. I have never seen one around this area before(fife), does anybody know of released birds around this area?
  15. Lab

    shake weight

    there should be no mess if done right enyways :tongue4: gulp Correct mate......i heard Topnotch's nickname around his way is "Dyson"....
  16. Lab

    shake weight

    yes, you should be ashamed, very ashamed Its gone now.... could do with a little nap now tho............. :lazy: :sick: your a slut! All self inflicted though...
  17. Lab

    shake weight

    yes, you should be ashamed, very ashamed Its gone now.... could do with a little nap now tho............. :lazy:
  18. Lab

    shake weight

    Is it wrong to get a bit of a semi on watching that..................
  19. JESUS......clint!!!! Thats a nasty 1. Probably wouldn't have felt much in that 1... :sick:
  20. Ha ha ha........never saw that coming
  21. No panic stations yet mate plenty time to get these things corrected. All new smells when he is out of the garden and he wants to explore, you've got to get that recall perfected and he "must" know who is the boss, sounds like he is testing the boundaries with you. When he is coming back with the dummy and you see him wanting to slow up just turn and walk away and let him follow, always with lots of praise. Then when he is by your heel just reach down and take it from him. Gradually you will walk less distance when he gets the picture.
  22. WTF are you on about space hopper. You sticking up for RYFL or stewie..? Dont think you know your self
  23. Lab

    wtf

    quiet place with no witnesses mate, thats the key.
  24. Lab

    wtf

    A flasher you say .................EARTH can you confirm your whereabouts please... lol but just think if your lad had a man with his out its made my son scared to go home Fair doo's mate there are some weird fuckers out there.
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