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Lab

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  1. Well if you stay in a mud hut dying of diseases then you should be having children, half the trouble in my eyes. But lets not get into a third world debate. Am still unlucky...........i haven't got a widescreen laptop
  2. Thats a b*****d of a game that................'Monopoly'.... Typing that post had my face round my ankles, but reading your reply just made me proper laugh. You're a star Cheers.......my good deed done for the day Honestly though if you dont laugh you'll cry...........my new years resolution.
  3. Thats a b*****d of a game that................'Monopoly'....
  4. Dont mention it pops, i stuck a pound on it for you when i was putting mine on. When you get your winnings al settle for a quarter.........
  5. Unlucky as f**k!!!! ......last couple of years have just been a b*****d!
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    BIGGEST FEAR

    u forgot that ur also scared of ur purple headed bath monster hangin from yer head Why have you not mentioned that your scared of the dark or looking in the mirror........... looking in the mirror...... thats cause every time a do theres a good looking c**t staring back at me Thats ma window your looking through ya nugget............... when did u get windows ya tink Found them round your back when a wiz stealing yer dog biscuits.............
  7. Lab

    BIGGEST FEAR

    u forgot that ur also scared of ur purple headed bath monster hangin from yer head Why have you not mentioned that your scared of the dark or looking in the mirror........... looking in the mirror...... thats cause every time a do theres a good looking c**t staring back at me Thats ma window your looking through ya nugget...............
  8. Lab

    BIGGEST FEAR

    u forgot that ur also scared of ur purple headed bath monster hangin from yer head Why have you not mentioned that your scared of the dark or looking in the mirror...........
  9. Lab

    BIGGEST FEAR

    Not keen in beside cattle or horses.......unpredictable b*****ds!!! Even more so if you have the dogs with you...
  10. Knew you'd be on here eyeing up the hotty......just cant get that head out the gutter can ye.. had the cheek to call me a slut tae..........
  11. Somebody poisoned your dog!!! Do you know how, where and most importantly 'who'.....?
  12. If you lose it 3 times then its time to give up i'm afraid.......... cost us 15 bucks apiece to get my terriers back after they f*ct off the last time. i live on a farm and they always come bk but sum1 picked them up at a nearby viewpoint and took them to the local kennels. on the bright side they washed the smellie little shits so £15 each was no bad for a wash, blow dry and a bed for the night "They always come back".................do you never worry that they will be hurt themselves, picked up and not returned or ran over. Had dogs in the past that thought they could wander of
  13. If you lose it 3 times then its time to give up i'm afraid..........
  14. Lab

    jokes

    A blind man goes to a restaurant. "Menu sir"? asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me 1 of your dirty forks from the kitchen and i will smell it and order" The confused owner gets a fork. The blind man smelt it with a deep breath and says "Yes, i will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring veg"! Unbelieveable thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. 2 weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to see how good his smell really is,so he quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Lucy was cooking. "Do me a favour and rub this fork over your pussy"! He takes
  15. Pretty clever that.......but a dirty thought has never came into my head ever!!!
  16. The only change i make in my dogs diet is to add raw minced meat to there normal biscuits. I start that about sept' so they have had a good month of raw before they really get worked in the season.
  17. f*****g hell mate thats genius that clip. Seen bits of that series but not it all. Quality!!
  18. Aye you never get tired of that one Somebody put up a clip of "family guy" a while ago and there was a banned 1 with the farmer shearing the sheep....f*****g pished myself laughing at that!!!!
  19. Never give my dogs any meal before they work. I understand that all dogs are diff' but mine just seem sluggish if they are fed before they work. Seen them getting a pie at lunchtime though
  20. How many labs' do you think you could you fit in this mate..? at least 4. av had 6 lurchers in it bit tight right enuf! Would it fit in the back of a navara (pick up). Do you have a photo? Cheers
  21. How many labs' do you think you could you fit in this mate..?
  22. Think the last thing on his mind was keeping his trousers up..................
  23. The 1st and 3rd are made up...............wouldn't fancy being the guy in the truck though, OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  24. Couldn't give a flying f**k really............they can charge 10k a pup for all i care, if whoever is stupid enough to pay for them then its there choice...
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