A blind man goes to a restaurant. "Menu sir"? asked the owner.
"I'm blind, just bring me 1 of your dirty forks from the kitchen and i will smell it and order"
The confused owner gets a fork. The blind man smelt it with a deep breath and says "Yes, i will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring veg"!
Unbelieveable thought the owner.
The blind man ate and left.
2 weeks later the blind man returned.
The owner, wanting to see how good his smell really is,so he quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Lucy was cooking. "Do me a favour and rub this fork over your pussy"!
He takes