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Lab

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  1. Ffs it's like Edinburgh Castle....even got a similar gun...?
  2. That'll be the ditch running down to your water supply. Enjoy yer bath mate.....??
  3. I'm always partying with women usually friends like the Nigerian girl. The Americans was just plain luck Sounds like we need to start calling you The Moth.....if you see a light on in a hoose you f***ing turn up....??
  4. I don't think it's being in anyway the tough guy...probably done out of fear more than anything. But to be awoken in the middle of the night by god knows who or what they are going to do must be some scary shit. Just a pity in this country your more likely to go to jail for blowing a hole in the twats. Maybe a leg shot would be best..........oh and I don't have airguns....??
  5. WhateverAye we know you'd send the wife and you'd hide under the bed.
  6. She could do with a few shooting lessons. Last thing you'd want to do is miss. I like how they covered themselves by saying "this is where the guy lunged at her".......bollocks. But apart from that she should have been quiet and blew the c**ts away. I'm pretty sure waking up to find someone in your house is very scary....I also know at 10 feet there would be a couple of seriously injured men or better dead if that was me.
  7. Stall looks busy..... It was, with mainly left wing liberals in hand knitted jumpers eating South African peace crisps "just wanting to enrich" their understanding of diversity and welcome their brothers into bonny Scotland. The guys in the white dresses with long beards thought it was fantastic as they have heard about the new freedom under the new Sturgeon regime. Give it ten years pal, give it ten years... It's a worry I must admit. I'm all for saying "we won't let it happen up here" and there's a part of me that believes that. But the truth is anyone willing to speak out it done
  8. Works on Hotdogs too....?
  9. I'd strap a bomb to the c**t and blow him up. Televise it and make a fortune!!
  10. Obviously we are all thinking a peado here...really it's a shame that we all have to think like that nowadays. Any other time the wee one would get a smacked arse for climbing the fence. 5 year olds make up stuff, they just do. Realistically if there was something dodgy why was the wee boy not taken if the mum was in the house. Surely if he fell 6ft he might be crying?
  11. Id move the kids table.
  12. I've got to laugh at the "it's shite and for kids" comments. Spoken from probably folk who've never been on it. If you want to be a fanny on it you can be, if you want to use it to have a laugh and learn about stuff your interested in then you can do that. If you want to stay in contact with folk absolutely free you can. I also use it as a source of business and it's been great for me in that respect. Canny knock it.
  13. Have you tried giving it a good hard kick in the bollocks?
  14. Lab

    Peacocks

    If it was pecking my car it would be a f***ing dead peacock! But it's not my car so leave it you murdering townie!!....?
  15. That'll be that oily patch I was talking about...?
  16. So it's the site and not my wifi.....good. Wondered why it was running like loading an old Spectrum game...?
  17. Lab

    Gwp

    I think that's the best advice to any trainer whatever the breed..."let a pup be a pup". Over complicate things and you can only bring in faults.What's his mouth like.....hard or soft?
  18. Can't be better than Tennents lager.....Only thing the monks have made that's any good is, as Mal has mentioned, the famous Tonic Wine. A gift from the monks.... You ever tried Benedictine liqueur mate? Awesome, my areas history from WW1 Cheers, D. PS, OP 12% aint beer, its wine LOL Nope...and after a quick Google to make sure your not taking the piss I might look into a bottle...lol
  19. Lab

    Ninja Warrior Uk

    youd piss it,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I'd beat you.....?
  20. Can't be better than Tennents lager.....? Only thing the monks have made that's any good is, as Mal has mentioned, the famous Tonic Wine. A gift from the monks....?
  21. Well it won't be worth 30 phone calls and a trip to Belguim anyway.
  22. Lab

    Ninja Warrior Uk

    It's pretty tame to the relatively fit. It's ego that beats half the men and lack of strength for the ladies.
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