christian71
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Everything posted by christian71
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Who's this mod when he was a baby ????????????????
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A man walks into the Ann Summers shop to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price - the more see-through the higher the price. He opts for the sheerest item, pays the £150 and takes the lingerie home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs put it on and model it for him. While upstairs his wife thinks “I have an idea. This lingerie is so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked, return it tomorrow and get a £150 refund and keep the money for myself.” So
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After an examination, the doctor said to his patient ; " You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about ?" " In fact I do," said the old man, " After my wife and I have sex, I'm usually cold and chilly, and then after I have sex with her a second time, I'm usually hot and sweaty." When the doctor examined his wife a short time later he said, " Everything appears to be fine. Are there any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me ?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her : " Your husband
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I smell a rat, iv got 4 votes 3 of them mods You will be hearing from my solicitor
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Do you like it john I love it what about me do you like it I do oh yes
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The the landlord from a pub near me takes peter the wonka who has a few problems to southport fair on the sling shot . https://www.(!64.56:886/photo.php?v=10150656510700792&set=vb.243329490755&type=2&theater
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Once he has reached 50 votes
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, " Heres to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of my wife.!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night. He went home and told his wife, Mary, " I won the prize for the Best toast of The Night." She said, " Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast ?" John said, " Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." " Oh, that is very nice indeed, John !" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said," John won the
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace Went to the paper shop - it had blown away. So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants, it was Wedgie Kray.
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I was sitting on the toilet reading some graffiti on the wall. "For the best £10 blow job of your life, call Sylvia," it said, and listed her phone number. As I got back into bed, I thought, "My daughter's a right f***ing slag."
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I married my wife for her long legs and big tits. Now she has long tits and big legs.
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You need to get out more mate :laugh:
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My jokes are good :laugh: http://www.thehuntinglife.com/forums/topic/295012-she-had-four-husbands/
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My mrs gave me a bag of spuds and said peel half and put them in to boil?? Is this right ???
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Is that dog in Liverpool mate, if so, it's a strange lookin critter and has one hell of a reputation, pity its a jaffa though... Stabba, your logic is sound but I'd agree with Christine here, its that Staff blood that would really count. I'd bet over the water there would be dogs to suit. I recon there may be a few breeds (if the right ones could be found!) that, if crossed, would go into a decent enough busher. Here's two, the Clumber spaniel and the Bassett Hound....? The only two no no's for me would be going to ground and working to far away, after that a good nose, drive and an aversi
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Is that dog in Liverpool mate, if so, it's a strange lookin critter and has one hell of a reputation, pity its a jaffa though... Stabba, your logic is sound but I'd agree with Christine here, its that Staff blood that would really count. I'd bet over the water there would be dogs to suit. I recon there may be a few breeds (if the right ones could be found!) that, if crossed, would go into a decent enough busher. Here's two, the Clumber spaniel and the Bassett Hound....? The only two no no's for me would be going to ground and working to far away, after that a good nose, drive and an aver
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Its getting the right staffie blood could think of better x's best dog I have seen was a lab x patterdale
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWXtYTobNwU
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Shell shocked in his shell suit
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Walshie can you put it on the top page so you don't have to go on fb
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https://www.(!64.56:886/photo.php?v=305331876288999
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It puts the mile in
