christian71
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Everything posted by christian71
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Lovley, just watched half watch the other half later
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Paddy was telling Mick about taking his first parachute jump. "When I got to the door I couldn't jump. The 6'7" man mountain black instructor unzipped his fly and dropped out his 14 incher and said 'If you don't jump you're gonna get this baby right up your arse'.". Mick says, "Did you jump?". Paddy says, "A bit, when it first went in".
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Take your shoe size, no half sizes round it up Multiply by 5 Add 50 Multiply by 20 Add 1014 Subtract the year you were born The first 1 OR 2 digits are your shoe size and the last 2 digits are your age or the age you will be this year
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Looks like you've got a cob on just sad everyone wants a slice of the action mate you should spread your salted butter all over her baps dip your bread sonWondered when you would want a slice of the action ffs christine ive already "bin" there Stopped reading yours I got bored
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you should spread your salted butter all over her baps dip your bread son Wondered when you would want a slice of the action
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He wasn't bread in this country he was French bread
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that was close wife came home early and nearly caught me Masterbaking
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And not a TIT in sight Well only only clipo :laugh: theres dough knead for that Sorry flour
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Cos my mrs lost her job I bought her some flour's to cheer her up
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And not a TIT in sight Well only only clipo :laugh:
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Can I raise a TOAST to another fine thread started by Christian
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I dont want to make a whole meal out of this issue so I'm leaving it at that for now no need to get aloof...think he is upset about the crummy replies mate You hit the nail on the bread there mate :laugh:
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My mrs has just lost her job looks like ................................ Wait for it IM THE BREAD WINNER NOW
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Looks like you've got a cob on just sad everyone wants a slice of the action mate I dont want to make a whole meal out of this issue so I'm leaving it at that for now no need to get aloof... Tell you what stig, your half-baked
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I dont want to make a whole meal out of this issue so I'm leaving it at that for now
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You won't get a rise out of it.... At yeast you having fun
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You lot knead to get a life
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But its ok if you've got reason
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IT went on for a lot longer than was shown plus she went and got her phone to film it. If it wasn't filmed he would not of got done
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When the kunt had it trapped in the door
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The sick b*****d Warning GRAPHIC: Man caught on video kicking pet puppy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHbmSHN0uJw&app=desktop
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Depends :laugh: If its me :laugh:
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Hope no one saying they like it just so the deluded scouse kunt gets beat
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Ya feckin plum I'm at work in Barca, she's still in Mexico she'd been staying in a really poor village teaching the kids....... 'kin ripped mattress PMSL :laugh: Still hasn't sussed it she has f****d you off, its her way of being kind
