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A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Mor
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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not eve
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Roy Keane is a fukcing bellend
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Im gay hahahaha
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shagged you then lol
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Great player but a bitter c**t.. Won't be long before he upsets someone in the Ireland job and it all goes tits up there..
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Anyone fancy a CHAT hahahhaha
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He died of a heart attack, mate - dead before he hit the floor and didn't know a thing about it, apparently ! That's the way to go, I reckon ! Was he a heavy drinker mate ????????????????
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When is the funeral Was he a heavy drinker they always end up just dropping dead suddenly
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NOT FEELING THE LOVE TONIGHT IN CHAT :-(
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its cos you used my colour...
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Could be bert never thought of that one, there was no other reason ;-)
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me and stan were fighting your corner chris all the others said ban him for life pete i felt sick with all the brown nosing it ws disscuting mate lol
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José Mourinho Rings David Moyes After Man Utd Lose To Everton
christian71 replied to christian71's topic in General Talk
what kind of sweets? TOFFEES MOYESY -
Yes that's him but an uglier version
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TOLD YOU, YOu ohooopppp need to get a life
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José Mourinho Rings David Moyes After Man Utd Lose To Everton
christian71 replied to christian71's topic in General Talk
For the ones that missed it -
And im a man u fan :laugh: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IgJbMTYsnE
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I used to be in a band called the broken satnavs. We never got anywhere ;-)
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Ring ring! Christian71 wants to know why he can't post in status updates any more.lol
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silence is golden lol
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Gone quiet Chris? Ssshhh. lol
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I was having sex with my wife last night when she suddenly yelled, "Dave! Get your cock out of my arse!" "Just relax." I said, "You might like it." "Relax?" she screamed, "What the f**k is Dave doing here?"
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yeah but your a bitter o'l kunt BanNed frOm chAt again lap TOp PlaLYing uP PaUlus 's fAulT I ThiNk :laugh: another four days of wingding and whining Yes after listening to the shite you come out with :laugh:pot -kettle No its put these words in order Pot the calling black kettle you been giving pete an hard time again No its power pete the job going to his head :laugh:
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yeah but your a bitter o'l kunt BanNed frOm chAt again lap TOp PlaLYing uP PaUlus 's fAulT I ThiNk :laugh: another four days of wingding and whining Yes after listening to the shite you come out with :laugh:pot -kettle No its put these words in order Pot the calling black kettle
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yeah but your a bitter o'l kunt BanNed frOm chAt again lap TOp PlaLYing uP PaUlus 's fAulT I ThiNk :laugh: another four days of wingding and whining Yes after listening to the shite you come out with :laugh:
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yeah but your a bitter o'l kunt BanNed frOm chAt again lap TOp PlaLYing uP PaUlus 's fAulT I ThiNk :laugh:
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My post removed as wel cant call anyone an old smell alkey tramp nowadays :laugh:
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Ive decided against these birds im supposed to be seeing tomorrow so Taz if ok with you i,ll private message you and we,ll make some arrangements i,ll fit in around you of course ..........you are not exactly up the road but experience tells me its worth going the extra mile for quality and the peace of mind to deal with good people rather than taking a chance on a stranger just because he,s close by !.......So thankyou once again. Taz2010 is a top man knasher
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piL'S A CUNNT
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The rebuilding process begins for David Price on December 14, as he makes his debut under new promoters Sauerland Event, with new trainer Adam Booth in his corner. Price (15-2, 13KOs) will meet Evgeny Orlov (14-12-1, 10KOs) in Neubrandenburg, Germany. Price, still the British and Commonwealth heavyweight champion, is attempting to bounce back from 2 stoppage losses to former world title challenger Tony Thompson (38-4, 26KOs) in February and July this year. Price had blitzed through the domestic scene, knocking out the likes of John McDermott, Sam Sexton, Audley Harrison and Matt Skelton in dou
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Pricey will take on 6ft 10'' Russian giant Evgeny Orlov on December 14 in Neubrandenburg, Germany http://boxrec.com/list_bouts.php?human_id=15455&cat=boxer#.UpXwzEG17-0.twitter
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Last night my wife found me in the pub, threw a pint over my head, and called me a 'f****n kunt'. Every year she has to go and ruin our wedding anniversary.
