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  1. marky b
    You gotta laugh Audrey was in there two minutes and said to frank "if you've known your woman for years why didn't you pick a better name than Kelly? Lol he's redeemed heself a little in my eyes lol
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    No not since I was two week married jumped off the back of a lorry and nearly ripped my finger off lol
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    Well done lads
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    I remember me and my uncle digging a back garden up for an old lass every morning we'd take the clothes line down well after 2 weeks of this job we was fed up of seeing it me uncle picks up the pick and lifting it over his head says "we're gonna make this job f**k today" as he brings it down it hits the the clothes line (witch we forgot to put down that day) I cN still remember him stook on the spot hands empty looking left and right then finally looking up just as the taj hit him right on the nose lol it ko"d him and the job lasted another week lol
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    Has anyone got mick Dadds number please cheers in advance
  6. marky b
    tin openers to me are like a rubix cube lol
  7. marky b
    I'm a lefty and absolutely cack handed lol
  8. marky b
    was it fcuk would you stick a skirt on for a laugherrm he's scotch they wear skirts up there remember lol
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    Breakfast

    marky b replied to walshie's topic in General Talk

    Good old fashioned corn flakes lol
  10. marky b
    and your other favorites Gareth gates ya gaylord lol
  11. marky b
    It's never ending
  12. marky b
    Or the mother
  13. marky b
    thats funny I lose my memory when I've been on the charge too lol
  14. marky b
    have you got the link for that mate early bird catches the worm and all that lol
  15. marky b
    then Ba get his spiked glass of milk lol
  16. marky b
    The ginger twat
  17. marky b
    Sounds like snooker
  18. marky b
    The dog had
  19. marky b
    Don't go on about it too mutch or before you know it Simon cowell will be rubbing his hands together making a new reality tv show for it lol
  20. marky b
    Dijireedoo like a
  21. marky b
    He was probely there to make sure it didn't vanish like the Malaysian one
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    Smooth Coats

    marky b replied to wi11ow's topic in General Talk

    And if the wind picks up little poochy can go paragliding lol
  23. marky b
    Thats your opinion I'm referring solely to boxing btw, my opinion is that todays fighters are inferior skill wise to the previous generations I mentioned. I've asked several times for examples of improvement in skills,so far no one has answered my question. If your premise is correct then todays champions and contenders would beat yesteryear's would they not? It's therefore strange that no historian or accredited boxing writer holds that viewpoint. Wonder why that would be? I never claimed modern boxers were technically better. just that they're much stronger,faster,fitter
  24. marky b
    There's a terrier and lurcher show on tomorrow(3rd August) at pleasley should be a good day out
  25. marky b
    im gonna try that one mate sounds nice although I am a sucker for a good pie lol
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