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marky b

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  1. marky b

    Vegetables

    Bubble and squeak yum yum lol
  2. Do you think they eat ya whole...........................or would they spit that bit out
  3. marky b

    Vegetables

    Potatoes sliced and fried in fat lol
  4. Caramac. I don't know anybody else who eats them but I do lol
  5. Oh god I've just noticed joes avatar pic.....nuff said
  6. marky b

    Crisps......

    My favourite are salt and vinegar chip sticks the only crisps I hate are Pringles f..king horrible
  7. marky b

    Crisps......

    i like them fish n chips crisps do remember the chicken n chips ones
  8. I might be going I don't think they'll be any decent seats left I'll get what I can but should still be worth a trip
  9. Just hang a couple of magic trees on your shoulders
  10. Trying to talk her in to us going to London for the day then the chisora fight at the night time there's not many good seats left so I'm gonna go convince her lol
  11. thats funny I thought you trained butterbean lol
  12. What would you pay to of been ringside at that one
  13. I bet you just love pancake day lol
  14. It's not so much his chin as he's equilibrium he gets hit on top of the head and loses all balance. Hence the funky chicken dance he's done a couple of times lol
  15. Total recall mate........ Great movie. get your ass to Mars
  16. have you ever watched the film elf well the dwarf that runs across the table and attacks will Ferrell yup you guessed it tyrion lol
  17. Tyson's gotta be rusty ain't he and chisoras in great shape now it's almost like there roles have reversed from there first fight should be a good un
  18. I think khan will surprise a Few people in the early rounds I don't think he'll win but his speed will help him early on then mayweather will do what he dos best and pull away in the second half of the fight I still think the first 4 or 5 rounds will be a proper fight tho
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    Hedges......

    Aye mate, I never thought of salt, makes sense mate. Any ideas without breaking anymore garden tools or wielding an axe on how to get the roots out easily get your hand in ya pocket and pay somebody else to do it ya tight git lol
  20. marky b

    Hedges......

    If it's privet keep chopping it with an axe the ground aswell like your turning the earth over but with an axe I know it sounds wrong but it works
  21. There's not a lot left of kebabs and pot noodles when I'm thru with them lol
  22. Yep and I have ripped her a new asshole for it too She is one crazy bitch youd think it was the winning lottery ticket the way she's smiling not a dried up fox turd lol
  23. Have you seen the pic of her holding a fox turd saying she's studied fox scat for two decade and believes they mostly eat berries pmsl
  24. Me dad told me a story about him and his brother in law lost in Birmingham years ago as me dad overtook this big black lad on a bike his bro in law being a clever Cnut as usual shouts out the window "get peddling faster else you'll get beat by bugner (joe bugner) me dad didn't need diesel but pulled strait into a garage in comes this big fella throws down his bike me uncles shitting himself "WHATD YA SAY MAN" i said do you know the way to west bugner he looks me uncle up and down " nah man you mean West Bromwich " and off he went me dad said me uncle was white as a sheet he gets the piss too
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