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mattyg

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  1. I'm glad you know the names.... it's like a lucky dip but with a prize every time!!!! Matt
  2. Are the sharks able to be returned mate? Matt
  3. Went down splendidly mate, I'm out with mutts in the morning so may need to wear an extra pair of sock if you know what I mean! Matt
  4. Go on then...... I'll sort a few weekdays off! I'll even buy my own cartridges as I never hit anything anyway!
  5. Thanks to Green lurchers I've been able to add a little somthing else to my curry! Send seeds!!!!!!!!!!!!! I get my garam masala from a mad Sikh friend and the rest is just cobbled together! I'm just off to sit in a cold bath while it cooks as I've just scratched me nuts.... Matt
  6. Hungover yesterday, out with the mutts today...tea towels, tuppaware and expensive "venison" burgers don't do it for me anymore I'm afraid.The full realtree nutcases are the only thing worth spotting there now! Matt
  7. Money please!!!!! I'd use it to f**k over the 3 people who f****d me over in the last ten years.... bitter? Me? NEVER!!! Always forgive the c**ts, but never forget their names! Matt
  8. No scovilles.....no good! Lol Matt
  9. Don't try to palm that big hairy lump off on me if you go belly up next week. I couldn't afford the food bill once he's eaten Alf & Fred! Lol
  10. I'm doing a curry on Tuesday so there'll be a couple going in that, but obviously I do have to try em before they go in......VERY VERY nice! No idea which is which but they are perfect!!!!! Matt
  11. I done a stir fry and I'm now just doing by my homemade meatballs with homemade sauce.... you can guess what I'm adding!!!!!!
  12. Don't drive it anywhere near Cambridge,Norfolk or Lincs!
  13. In the "wrong place at the wrong time" "Never associated with gangs" Oh.....but did sell crack to kids but that's ok because it's somone else's fault.
  14. Perfect condition mate. Had a nibble before throwing a sliced green one in the pan.Thanks again mate!
  15. Hmmmmm, which one first? Many thanks to Green Lurcher's.... My stir fry was "warming" but VERY tasty!
  16. Right, let's just get a few things straight here..... Anything like Brandston pickle, picklelily, salad cream or mayo is just wrong and needs banning! Women and kids sauce (ketchup,tomato sauce) is just as bad and THE ONLY brown sauce is DADDIES. Now that we have all agreed that I'm right please enjoy your sarnies! Matt
  17. I've a muntjac head in the freezer for a while now and the mrs ain't having it mounted as it is but she has no issues with a skull mount.(strange cow) What's the best way to go about it? Skinning and boiling or is it too late to leave for the flies? Matt
  18. My dad was a deccy aswell so between him and my moms choice of name I was never gonna be a train driver! Lol
  19. Bacon,lettuce,tomato.....NO f***ing MAYO!!!!!
  20. Just shitty CONTRACT MATT Im afraid. If you knew my surname you'd see I had no choices about my career path. Lol (It's not hard to work out) MATT G****
  21. Great fish mate, what method did it fall for? Is there an upper size limit aswell as a lower size limit? Matt
  22. An oldie but a goodie...... had somthing very similar minus the human in the back! Had to park facing up hill and hose the van out! Luckily it wasn't gloss or undercoat just 150 litres of white emulsion! Matt
  23. Can't wait mate!It's definitely an endorphin release when that heat builds! Matt
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