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  1. Lily Allen mocks Chris Eubank Jnr adoption as singer and boxing champ break out in Twitter row - The Sun https://apple.news/AQpYG3WW5Qr20c5xpZhgEZw
  2. Only ever had em in Holland and that was after a few to many adult beverages but I cant ever remember wanting to eat more when I was sober! Matt
  3. The Avon around Warwick and Stratford are always a good bet mate
  4. Id love to try mate, but I think you need to be a volume producer to even get a few bottles. I tend to buy the extracts nowadays as the sauces tend to be a bit vinegary. Although there are a few cupboard staples that I keep just for my sarnies and stuff! Matt
  5. These meatballs have a bit of a kick..... Ive made others just in case the mrs struggles!
  6. Im near Tamworth mate, theres plenty places to try! Matt
  7. How do you dry yours mate? I use tinfoil on a radiator or the plate warmer at the bottom of the Rayburn with fairly good results. Matt
  8. The days of an arse like a blood orange are long gone.....I just get a mild warming effect on the flesh thats left! Lol Matt
  9. The weight loss benefits are great aswell! Nothing stays in my gut long enough to put any weight down on!!!
  10. Transit connect Im afraid!Although Im actually looking for a ranger or some other pick up! Matt
  11. Id put em on my cornflakes if I could be bothered to have breakfast mate! Yeah, Im a fan of a good curry and anything else that will warm you up. I do get an endorphin rush when I try a new hot chilli!
  12. Another consignment of the good stuff thanks to GL!!!! Xmas has came early!!!!!!
  13. Right then...... Accents.......bit ropey. Legacy.....probably pretty close to the writers ancestors in the first series (with artistic license) The garrison is now boarded up in the heart of little Mogadishu and will soon become another madrasah or community centre. Oh, and all BCFC fans that walk around with daft hats thinking they are all related should get back to collecting the bins! If you want paki prats with pit bulls with trimmed ears that have never seen a days graft and fat Arabs straight from the swat valley who tell everyone about their fowl tgen get yourself down small heath
  14. Serve it off a dead mammoths arse for all I care.....just put it on a round plate!!!!! Matt
  15. I have an old aquaintence who for a while decided he was the king of breeding bulldogs of all things. The last litter/write up took great pains to emphasise the athletic ability of so and so crossed with so and so (yeah right) but also that the pups all carry the lilac gene..... it was then that he was binned! Last I heard he was back on n the gear and shoplifting..... Any chance to make money and the prats come out to play! Theres no blue In mammals apart from m the odd baboons bollocks!
  16. Never thought Id say it......Ive got logs envy!My usual free supply has dried up so Ill be buying in some seasoned stuff to top up my stock for this winter only....... better get a few jerry cans filled as Im planning a husquvarna assault on a few fallen limbs! Matt
  17. Chips in a flat cap, burgers on a break disk, chicken in a slipper..... all shite!
  18. Some folk say I have a blue dog to which I reply......its f***ing grey no such thing as a blue dog!!!!!!! Smurfs are blue!!!! Matt
  19. I detest square plates, oblong plates, wavey plates and any other plate that aint round. I ask for a round plate when out!!!! ROUND PLATES!!!!!!!!!! Grub looks good apart from the brown sauce.....Daddies or nothing!!!! Matt
  20. Never had an issue when Ive used ryanair but it would appear that the prat in charge has dropped a massive bollock. Hell be blaming it all on brexit soon I can assure you. By far the worst proper airline Ive used are British airways. f***ing shocking is an understatement considering they aint cheap. Always had a smile with virgin and far better service. Matt
  21. Jok will sort you out mate!
  22. Solar powered idiots...... CLASS!!!!I'm stealing that sir! My sentiments exactly!
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    Any parant who has to explain how to spell their child's name should be sterilised. "Jackson [BANNED TEXT] an X, kiiley [BANNED TEXT] two i's ennit" there are plenty more, you know the type of parant I'm talking about!
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