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  1. High end decorating and specialist wallpaper finishes..... Oh and toshing it in with an 18" purdy roller or airless sprayer, just need someone to hit the walls with a belt sander and dynamite to get rid of the snotters! Matt
  2. The midland is just an over priced jumble sale with too many people in full camo and sweating like mad while buying towels Or £6 venison burgers! Matt
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    Sherlock

    Absolutely zero comprehension of this series, I lasted 20 mins of the first episode..... I've enjoyed the previous ones but this one has just got daft. Matt
  4. The ferret has more teeth than her!
  5. Id be surprised if he even gets to campaign a. second term.....strap yourselves in, it's gonna be a hell of a ride! Matt
  6. Mate got married on the 14th Feb, was a bit gutted I couldn't go, didn't wanna piss on his chips so to speak! As long as you're burying them and not vice versa then things ain't going too bad! Matt
  7. Not superstitious in the slightest but my old man went belly up on Friday 13th Feb 2015..... 55 years of smoking and living well and being a decent bloke is what did for him not some silly date! 72 is a good enough time to did off! Unlucky for him I suppose! Matt
  8. It just adds weight to my argument that vegans are the most annoying creatures on earth!
  9. Swiss town denies passport to vegan anti-cowbell campaigner 'for being annoying' - The Independent https://apple.news/A_I8Q7PBRSCyQuDrF__U-WA
  10. Totally proportional behaviour in my opinion, the staff member would be a hero if he'd fought off armed robbers which they may have well been. Matt
  11. I agree, keeping a few stinkers around will ensure everyone gets on swimmingly..........then I got "Fred"....... Broken to ferrets when it suits him, wouldn't trust him with bunnies bolting all over the place then the ferret emerges..... He tends to get a bit "excited". My other dog actively avoids ferrets at all costs. Matt
  12. If you ain't got a Chinese water dragon, 2 cockapoo's and a 50" on the wall then you can't be classed as on the bread line where I'm originally from, some great people but just as many piss takers. Matt
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    Hrh Her Maj

    She went belly up weeks ago but the Bbc are just waiting for a reason to blame it on brexit. Matt
  14. That's pants mate, nothing worse than leaving a laid up dog at home when taking the rest out..... Mine go mental! Hope she's back at em soon! Matt
  15. #whitedisabledlivesmatter
  16. Them lot will see you right mate ^^^ Matt
  17. "And the dogs are locked up" or.......they are in a sodding kennel! Matt
  18. Dosnt fit the agenda of the fucktards in charge as we all know.......Matt
  19. Same old shit mate...... Prats with mobiles dropping themselves in the shit. The "charity" must be short of a few bob! Matt
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    Flu

    Burn your bedsheets and fumigate your room once you're up and about.....the lingering stale stench of death will gradually go. Matt
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    Flu

    I've had proper proper flu twice in my life, both times just after xmas, the best weight loss plan ever! I wasn't fully right till end of January both times. If you can get out of bed then you ain't got flu although sounds like you may have a touch of Ebola..... Enjoy, get well soon! Matt
  22. I'm a number 4....... Sodding useless mutts that have got me into more trouble than I care to mention and the Mrs treats em like royalty.... But I suppose they are here now so they may aswell stay around the place . I could replace em but I'd probably get the same! Matt
  23. You've done right by her, I'm sure she'll do right by you! Matt
  24. What you have there mate is what's known as a Lurcher with plenty of bull in it I do believe. Matt
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