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mattyg

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  1. I’m VERY interested mate. Could you please messsg me?
  2. its been a while......... id crawl naked across broken glass just to pick the sweetcorn out of her shite!
  3. See......you lot are bloody slightly above average! Dare say no lol be boring some of you regarding chillis or fishing or something! MATT
  4. Don’t come on here a lot nowadays but still like to dip my toes in, Dominos time came to an end on Xmas eve. Taught me more than I could ever teach him......would’ve been 15 in April! They’ve all gotta go sometime!
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    Horseflies

    As soon as I hear that low bellow of the osfly I hit the deck and roll around like I’m on fire. Only ever been bitten twice but that was enough!
  6. Bob is a legend, whithouse is also top class. Take a look at bobs “athletico mince” podcast, absaloute pure gold.
  7. She spent a bit of time in brizzle aswell.... Tiverton originally!
  8. I’d move down there tomorrow mate, I know a few little bits and I like the bits I’ve seen, but the mrs don’t fancy it due to the lack of connections for work (mainly London) I can work anywhere but she is an honorary brummy now apart from when she’s on the phone to her mom or sister back in deepest darkest debn! Gurt lush!
  9. I’m a bit of a c**t in general so that usually discourages a good percentage of mates, so the ones I’ve got now I can actually count on and trust. A couple from here and a few from growing up suits me fine.
  10. Cash is king! I always make sure I’ve a few quid on the hip and a few quid in my special pot....(all declared obviously) The mrs dosnt know what a £20 note looks like!!!!
  11. Check out “riverpiker” on YouTube....he’s just done a vid catching “smackhead trout”
  12. Bring forth the Borg! My mate has just acquired a slightly warm pallet so I’ll be trying em out on him aswell. Greenhouse has gone to pastures new for a while so until the garden is fully done I’m relying on window sills and southerners with black whippets for my supply of the good stuff!
  13. I’ll be sure to do a filmed review!!!!!
  14. No need for this!!!!!! I’m f***ing starving!!!!!!! Can someone ban him from adding pics of food until he sends me chillis?
  15. I can do better than that.....I can tell you the street name aswell! South Bay Blvd ,Anna Maria FL Plain and simply my paradise.
  16. On the cold light of day it’s most likely filthy Arabs selling shite to filthy rich Arabs..... Theres a few bad boi’s round here breeding shite to shite advertising them on FB as “king Kahn x bad boi “ or words to that effect, trimmed ears, the lot. Bunch of prats in tracksuits who knock around with Arabs from bordsley green trying to do a side line in shite dogs instead of heroin!!!!!
  17. Hahaha, yeah, “dogs dick” is what we call 4” rad rollers in some parts of the country. Matt
  18. A 4” sponge or mohair dogs dick will be what you’re looking for mate. Give the mohair a good swill under the tap first. OB or WB paint also makes a difference. Failing that give me or lansera loads of money and we’ll bring em up like mirrors. Lol
  19. May I pinch that? Sums up things rather well I think!
  20. I never like to guess on others fish, I rarely take scales as I just enjoy the fishing, it’ll bite me in the arse one day! Crackers them mate!
  21. When your mom becomes part of the liberal elite in the lords then I’m sure you’ll get your own day should you be killed before your time. The kid isn’t even buried in this country. Shit way to die for a shit reason but c’mon, it happens everyday to all races for different reasons.....it’s a f***ing joke!
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    Slipway

    Toying with the idea of getting a small boat (dory or similar) mainly for river fishing and was wandering if anyone has any info on slipways or launching on the Severn or Avon around the midlands. cheers, cpt Matt
  23. Oh I can go wrong, quite easily, but that’s usually down to mr Weston.
  24. All this talk of slabbing...... Anyone in the midlands wanna come and 30m2 of slabs at my house? I’d do it myself but I’ve just remembered I have no idea what to do and I’m too bloody busy!
  25. I go 4 for £6 in Asda..... it fills the time between my own apple juice being ready! Love the stuff !
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