can't remember where I heard this one, but during the recession of the 80's when times were hard and cash was scarce, the mother along with her 3yr old son were out getting the weekly shopping, as I said, money was scarce so she was looking for the bargains so the cash would stretch out a wee bit longer, having not enough money left to buy meat for that nights dinner, being far to proud to ask for tick, she went into the local butcher and asked him "do you have any bones with a bit of meat left on that I can get for the dog " on hearing this, her 3yr old son, all excited, screams out " ooh