Is it not a parliament of owls and a horde of magpies ?
What about a flock of seagulls ? ("If I had a photograph of you.....something to remind me")
A "fuckload" of wasps?
Most people don't feed their dogs bones anymore. Just that processed stuff. As the dog's stomach acid breaks down the bones fragments it gives you that nice chalky white dog shit that crumbles on a day in July without a breath of wind, while the suns beating down, instead of sticking to your Adidas Gazelles while you do the poo removal foot slide on the grass verge.
Oh thought you could only see it when you
because he fell asleep pished up some where after falling over after a long hard sesh in the pub, but was to scared to tell his Mrs , hence left for dead by poachers ???
Got some new monkeys in off a lad who comes out with me sometimes , when he's allowed ???, hope one or more make the grade , big day out back end Nov start Dec , keep something nice back for them . Plenty of rabbits nice 6 foot deep sand , ?
Picked up more seed at the weekend : / lol , black kale carrots, swede, and autumn broad beans , ton of salad seed , winter cabbages spring greens , busy week , ground to clear , and the whole time she's in my feckin ear , ????