Hey now I'm not dissing small folk I'm only just over the legal midget height myself
Hang on hang on, right so what was the roller blades there for? Is that a Spanish thing.? Went ice skating with himself when we first met, big shit near broke my wrist, 6ft 4 of dead weight pulling you off your clogs isn't great
I'm trying very hard to get the rollerblade picture out of my head -
It won't fecking budge!