my little one cracks me up sometimes, he's picked up a bit with his Aberdonian Granma being down here now as well as the wife!
"Where's the TV remote son?"
"A da ken dad!"
First time I ever worked on a rig off Aberdeen I got a phone call from a guy with a really strong Aberdonian accent and what with all the noise in the background I just couldn't understand what he was saying. After politely saying "Ermm I'm sorry mate can you say that again" 3 times he just swore and hung up...at least that is what I thought he said
Now I am pretty fluent and don't cringe with awkward