skinny little bantum cock walks across the farm yard to where a horse and a bull are having an argument
horse goes, "" im the hardest in this farm yard"
bull replies"" dont think so, look at me built like a shite house""
horse then says"" big you may be but im fast as well as being strong so that makes me the hardest in this farm yard""
the little cock just walks up and laughs at the pair of them
he shouts " im the hardest here, not you 2""
the bull bursts out laughing "" how can that be, your small, you have feathers missing and you weigh about 3lb""
horse carries on"" hell, even i