An acquaintance ( I use the word loosely ) of mine, met up with a few locals for a nights lamping. the wife of one pleaded to go, BUT she had night blindness, so he said to her ' hold on to so and so,s coat and dont let go and done say one f ***** word.....
of they set......
2 hours later, they re group, the chaps wife was missing. ( he swore again ) so off they set looking for her, and in over 2 hours she could be anywhere.
and hour later they found her, holding on to a horses coat walking aroung a paddock ..........
why the feck did You not shout,? he yelled at her, she