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max_wood

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  1. don't suppose that "joke" would work if you said an English man AND a Welsh man wanted out lol Trust you!. You should never let cold hard facts spoil a good story. haha and its would make it too long if you had to explain the scotts man had already had the opportunity to leave but decided to stick around
  2. a little boy runs into his mums bedroom and says "mum mum,grandmas got a prawn"his mother says "what on earth do you mean son ?" he replies "grandmas got out the shower and fallen asleep naked on the bed,between her legs is the biggest prawn I've ever seen" slightly awkwardly she explains that little boys have got a Willy,ladies have got something called a clitorus. to which he says "well that doesn't explain why it tastes like a prawn"
  3. an English man , irish man and scotts man walk into a bar. The English man wants to leave so they all have to .....
  4. pre-tensile wire pulled as tight as you can get it, then electric it works best for me.but dont make the bottom one too low or they will root mud over it and stop it working.
  5. eucalyptus oil is in kids nitt spray and I've read that its good for mites in chicken houses so i think it might do something.
  6. sorry i mean what are they for ?hunting ,sled dogs or what ?
  7. what is he training them to do?
  8. I've had kits born this morning to a first time mother and the Jill was walking around the hutch dragging 2 kits still attached by the umbilical still hanging out of her both where alive.she's sorted them all out now so fingers crossed no damage done
  9. milk injected into car seats or mattress is another good one.takes a week or so too kick in
  10. i work on a farm and we had the council turn up one day to fix some pot holes.they told us that the land owner is responsible for everything upto the white line on the side of the road
  11. sure it was a crow and not a fagpie.
  12. on amazon there is a cheap incubator, £48 delivered.self turning cradle for 48 eggs.mine turned up the turner didn't work so took it out put the eggs on the floor tray and hand turned them.holds temperature brilliantly.i had 90 eggs in it comfortably. just for a hatcher it would be ideal for the price. might be worth a try mate
  13. http://www.innerwolf.co.uk/dokken-gundog-neoprene-training-vest.html?gclid=CI_Y6pLBp8oCFarpwgodA6YDJQ i have seen gundogs wear these when in and out of cold water all day. might be worth a try mate
  14. Not a working dog but had a deaf boxer as a kid.we taught her commands with hand signals.sit stay come ect.found that she would always stay close to you when out so she could see you. Brilliant dog. Good luck with yours
  15. That's really kind of you thankyou.i am starting a new veg patch for next year, i have moved my chicken pen and am going to rotovate the old pen and cover it with plastic till the spring.hopefully the chicken have fed the ground. I grew by beans in pots.i managed beans courgettes toms and sprouts.
  16. A friend of mine works one on cattle here in England.it's quite compact and very protective of him and vehicles ect.doesn't have the gathering instinct like the collies but it will push and drive cattle all day long.it's an animal.you just can't get in the truck when he's in it!!
  17. I ended up with about 10 and that was enough for my family really. Going to try a few different bits and pieces next year .
  18. Ok thanks i just didn't want to leave them and they go rotten and be left without any.thanks a lot
  19. Hi i want to collect beans for next years plants.i was given the ones i have as small plants. is it best to pick them and remove the beans and dry them or let them dry out on the plant?thankyou
  20. Thanks every one.i will keep at it.i dont think its stress related because she's happy getting in and out and happy when we get where we are going i think it makes her feel ill.like motion sickness.I've had pups that are sick once or twice and get over it but this one is on another level.thanks again
  21. She is sick on short journeys the Sick is like that foamy bile stuff normally.shes quite happy in the car when its parked.i will try the ginger.thankyou
  22. Hi i have a lurcher puppy,around 5 months old.shes good as gold training is going well.except,,, she gets terrible car sickness.really bad.i have tried everything i can think of.including , having her in a cage on the seat covered in an old sheet and newspaper.had another dog in with her had her on my boys lap.i have tried driving around a field really slowly.i have tried taking her in the car every day for a week, i have tried resting it for 2weeks.i have tried taking her for a really long walk before going in the car so she was tired.she just threw up and went to sleep. She is not scared of
  23. Hi if anyone knows of one missing.i have seen it nearly everyday on the farm i work on.its got a string on one of its legs. Have got within 40 yards of it.seems happy enough. Any questions or anything just ask cheers. Max
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