He's banging some bird from Swansea now. I read in a paper that he can hardly understand her because of his accent.. Not that it matters, Swansea girls aren't known throughout in the rest of Wales for their conversational talents...
not swansea glynneath mate
Same difference with the women from those places mate, as this 'historical Welsh poem' will tell...
"I once knew a girl from Glynneath,
who pulled back my foreskin with her teeth.
It wasn't for money or anything funny,
She was after the cheese beneath!"
that's.......that's......that's.....just beautiful