OK so here goes, I'll explain in as much detail as I can without becoming crude or vulgar....
As all blokes know, when they go and have a sit on the throne two or three times a day it's a nice time to reflect on a few thoughts, get a little peace, read an interesting publication FHM/Maxim etc. or, as modern day technology now allows, visit one's favourite websites by way of a mobile phone. Now my work involves being sat on a PC for most of the day, so I nearly always have THL open on one of the tabs and check every now and again for updates or new interesting posts. However, during my "p