I just take the piss out of them..
"have you never been involved in a accident ???"
Well there was that time when i reversed the car in Tesco - bumped a old lady and she sadly died..
"has there been another accident where you were hurt ?"
Oh yeah that time a wee bairn ran out - I ran him over - he died too like - but I bumped my head on the dash..
They hung up lol
I either take the piss or put them on hold..
I need to find out if my iphone bars private numbers - it would even stop work from ringing me lol