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albert64

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  1. Thought midgets had big hands
  2. Sorry to hear that mate let her enjoy what time you’ve got left together then do the right thing before she down hill properly
  3. Can’t think of anything worse
  4. Don’t you remember Kermit
  5. You got them for a Cracking price mate
  6. Weeks mate and because it’s gone missing can’t even go to Liverpool to pick it up my mates renewed his kids passports 2 came back within 5wks the others not turned up yet, he applied in January
  7. Same here mate going through divorce and my passport has gone missing (wonder where that’s gone) hope my new one comes before I’m due to fly out
  8. Yeah right what your saying is your bell end is closer to the sand than most, but you’ve only got a 22” inside leg
  9. A midget with his knob out on the beach what’s the world coming to
  10. Sorry mate my bad wonder has he stopped pissing on the landing ?????
  11. He’s probably thinking “hope a lesbian dwarf comes and knocks f**k out of that twat taking the picture”
  12. Is that the one that knocked fukc out of you
  13. It is mate I’ll be on the piss later on, get home after the boxing ?
  14. I’ve got greys and I’ve four young hens that are all spurred as was there mother
  15. You won’t get rich knitting but there’s something addictive to it
  16. That the one that battered him Stan ?
  17. Go on treat yourself
  18. Ffs jai a ton make sure you’ve plenty of them shit bags mate
  19. Are they the proper size or bantams mate
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