SKITZ

I am the hunting lifes resident expert. I go lamping upto 2 times a month and have been known to kill 20 rabbits in just 1 year. I have made a living poaching for about 500 years and i have bought a aston martin and a mansion just through selling rabbits in the pub. I do most of my hunting with a pint in one hand and a packet of pork scratchings in the other. I talk a f****n good dog and have never had a run that lasted less than 5 mintues. I have killed everything in the UK including every species of woodpecker and gull. You are nothing compared to me and your opinion means nothing. I am also scared of hares. YIS SKITZ