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Paddys on the final question on'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' Chris Tarrant says, 'Which of the following species of birds does not build its own nest but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds? Is it: A the eagle B the buzzard C the cuckoo D the robin Paddy didn't know the answer. All that remained was his Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. he calls Mick and gave him the question and the four choices. Mick responded unhesitatingly: 'That's easy. The answer is C: the cuckoo.' Crossing his fingers, Paddy says to Tarrant, 'C: The cuckoo

LOL mate....

A teacher asked her class how many of them were Gordon Brown fans. Not really knowing what a Gordon Brown fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again. Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Gordon Brown fan.' The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Gordon Brown fan?' Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative.' The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative. Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mum's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservat

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Seems to be mate, try it.

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A little paki girl runs up to her mum and says, mummy mummy I don't want to be a lesbian when I grow up!. Mum replies,"What ever makes you think that Minjeeta?"

4 things to remember when walking into a mosque: 1 Shoes off 2 Socks off 3 Sawn off 4 Safety off

Whats the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't want the flintstones whereas the people from Abu Dhabi doo....

Man marries deaf girl, he says "we must work out a code: If I want sex I'll stroke your breasts, you reply by pulling my cock once for yes and 72 times for no!!!"

I've started my own business selling explosive prayer mats outside mosques..... Business is booming.... Prophets are going through the roof!!!

My mate has been admitted to a premature ejaculation clinic...... His wife says at the minute, its touch and go!!!

Just bought a dog off a blacksmith...... As soon as I got him home, he made a bolt for the door....

I think it use to be the case where you could only read general talk as a guest..... Now any board is allowed. It allows folk to read threads that are aimed at them without showing face.... I had a thread yesterday with 23 faceless guests reading it....

LOL exactly mate. I think folk see silage getting cut and think they are harvesting crops...... wont happen till end of august, september, october depending where you are....