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  1. blackfell
    im in bucks mate
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    MOLLY

    blackfell replied to snoopdog's topic in General Talk

    ohhhh old age happy birthday
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    hi ive allways liked lionel especially for a female
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    oh and maybe abit of the old orange be jesus
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    i reckon new born baby shit green for the woodwork,and a bit of brasswork would look the bollox ditch
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    snow

    blackfell replied to lurchers1's topic in General Talk

    pissed down here allday and in hampshire this morning now turning to snow on the higher ground in bucks. feck im getting old and feel it in me bones
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    your turning into a grumpy old berkley ditch
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    thats defo a ginger tabby on his barnet or maybe some rusty wire wool
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    bill oddie is a cock but kate humble would have some
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    a little bit of thread but here goes a few years back a few lads and me had the contract to demolish a few old concrete houses, anyway our first job was to go in and strip out the interiors. we was working our way through the houses one by one having the craic, ripping out the wood and old carpets etc, most of the places had been sqatted in and the stench was awful, allso watching out for sharps and stuff like that. got to this one house and the squatters had only just left, so first stop the bathroom to pull out the copper tank, when we got there we couldnt help but notice an enorm
  11. blackfell
    you kept them quiet when i was up there didnt you
  12. blackfell
    my first motor was a mk 1 escort, followed by a mk 1 granny,used to think i was the sweeney lol. then started banger racing proper and got through alot of cortinas and grannys too
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    west midland safari park eh
  14. blackfell
    and what if it was a sexy little dead sheep ?? i rest my case your honour
  15. blackfell
    Barrymore? Nope ! Heres a clue ..... if you wer lucky he would fix it for you now then now then now then ,fledge thats slander lol, and because he frequents a hospital near me ,i will make sure my butt plug is fitted and a no entry sign is erected at all times
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    FOREVER ENGLAND
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    i know on landrover/rangerover boxes you can get shims to take up the play,dont over do it or youll never turn the steering wheel. years ago my rangie failed the mot on play in the box,put a reecon box on it,and the mot twat still failed it,took it back home swapped em back,pack it out with shims,had to drive it back to the test station in 1st gear coz i couldnt turn the wheel it was that tight,it passed, back home shims out,reecon box returned everyone happy
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    i would let lucy pinder shit on my chest anytime as for corpses aslong as its still warm who knows :sick:
  19. blackfell
    bearded clam :sick:
  20. blackfell
    perhaps he ate the remote cause theres feckall on the telly again
  21. blackfell
    you know that game where we push you all over the field,and out kick you too lol.
  22. blackfell
    f**k all this hakka bollox, lets scare the shit out of the rest with some morris dancing
  23. blackfell
    hi not having a dig lol ,he get over them wires better than i can lol. how your lot get on at the rugger ??
  24. blackfell
    hi ditch ive tried pissing on command on me block paving drive, to get rid off the weeds, but the nieghbours are upset , and im looking at an asbo now lol i shall wait till its dark next time and not on a sunday afternoon.
  25. blackfell
    hi well done but mind him on them old wires,gates would be better to practise on.
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