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  1. funny u should say that cause that was the first live bird that i shot with my first airgun in my next door neighbours tree
  2. Ive just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out. What kind of sick f**k would put a wasp in the bin?
  3. I second that. Fenn MK4 has to be top of the pain list, magnum bodygrips are a close second. I beg to differ had both mark 4 and a mk6 and the mark 6 hurt more but only when someone else got it of my fingers, while it was on my fingers no pain just numb, also had a talpex pinch my finger giving me a nice blood blister, p.s there is a new initiation test before you are in, turn the talpex upside down, put your todger inbetween the jaws then get your misses to set it off, if this can be done with a tear to the eye you are in
  4. Skinny little Paddy goes into a lift, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees little Paddy staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 35 stone, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' Paddy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, "What's wrong with you ?" In a weak voice Paddy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big man says, saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..
  5. none of the traps i have ,have locks on the doors they are held down by gravity, never had one get out, only pulled out by charlie and some time u get doubles
  6. http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af11/dapestcontrol/various004.jpg not very clear
  7. door catch are simply a lentgh of wire looped on the foot plate long enough to hold the door open, then a small lentgh of wire from the top of the cage holding the wire up to also hold the door up, will try and get a closer pic of mine up
  8. cheers tried uploading pic but cant get in to photobucket account will try another brand
  9. went out to check my zero, first 2 shots were fine then open a new box of norma in .223 and fired, smoke came from the bolt there was also a loud bang from the bolt and it has put 3 tiny little holes in the primer, what has caused this ? could it be the firing pin sticking out too far?
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    little jonny

    Little jonny comes down for his breakfast, since they live on a farm his mother asks if he had done all his chores, ''not yet'' said jonny. His mother tells him there will be no breakfast until they have been done. He's a little upset, so he goes to feed the chickens, and kicks one in frustration, he goes to feed the cows and kicks one of those too, he goes to feed the pigs and kicks a pig aswell, he goes back in the house for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal ''how come i dont have any eggs and bacon, and why dont i have any milk in my cereal'' he asks. ''well'' his mot
  11. I'd have to question you here- how had the ferals been at the bait? x 2
  12. wtf is that. looks like a sad pussy cat thats just been hit with a spade, brave man.
  13. still cant get on the fields as they havent been cut yet,
  14. no such thing as a bad cartridge, person behind the gun maybe
  15. he must have done what my mate done, kept putting some in the freezer then when he had a few he would lay them out and take a pic, then send it to sporting gun. twat
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    scope creep

    will try it cheers
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    scope creep

    also would a damper mount help???
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    scope creep

    the rifle is 12 years old the mounts are staying put but the scope is moving????
  19. how do i stop this on my bsa fitted with gas ram
  20. tried to zero 2day getting real bad scope creep how do i stop it
  21. had my younger hob castrated 2day, he did look sad when i put him back in the hutch, £34.46. next week his dad is in to be done but he will be vasectamised, £44.68, the place i go is best friends vets they are a group and have a few places dotted all over i think, in this price it includes a follow up check in 3 days then another a week after that which i thought was pretty good
  22. always time for the gun and the ferrets i still have all of them cause my mate hasnt built his hutch so balls to him now i'm keeping the lot, missus aint happy though Glad the ferts are OK mate hope they are still 'tame' yes they are all very good and handle well
  23. eager to get out but they have only just started on the barley here, the rape should be down in couple of hopefully, well done keep at em
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