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  1. mixi is carried by the flea, what happens when you shoot a rabbit, all the fleas jump off around the ears, shoot them or leave them the fleas will still be there,
  2. i thought that charities werent allowed to come knocking on door because its a form of begging, i often put in the odd quid for cancer research, 3 people close to me have had it and beat it but 1 of them had a constant ringing in his ears, he went to the doctor and he said we cant stop that, so he said well if you cant i will and he did. rip
  3. if you are confident enough go for neck shot, no matter what bullet you use they aint going no where.
  4. law of averages chimp, if he puts enough shot in the air something has to come down
  5. how easy is it to fit the parrot kit that u also have cheers
  6. Thought i was the only one who had heard that did you try it? come on be honest i held that pheasant for hours in the end i dipped it in the salt and nothing, so i rungs its neck
  7. its a bit like if u put salt on a pheasants tail u can kill it
  8. its like a small nut, very hard to close
  9. +1 but how do i lock the stops in place,tried pinching with pliers but too hard , hammer would weaken the wire no?
  10. ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Tuesday with its epicentre in Basildon . Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area causing approximately £30 worth of damage. Several priceless collections of mementos from Majorca and the Costa Del Sol were damaged beyond repair. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their giros arrived. Essex FM reported that hundreds of reside
  11. My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that? 2:30am?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes. I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...but she did. The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. F*ck me, talk about Dyson with death. Did you hear about the fat alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. Two friends are fishing near a bridge.Suddenly a
  12. for a rimfire u dont need a top notch scope, there is no recoil and you wont be shooting stupid distances, i use a 3-9 50 on mine cant even remeber whats its called cost me £40 new, it doesnt get moved from 7x zoom , if u got the money for a viper go for it
  13. judging by your pic,looks like you have found yours think you have mate, u got the thumbs up
  14. your looking at £100 +vat for the manual
  15. whilst check traps today i saw 3 salukis further down the track to me, tried to get near them but they legged it, looked like 2 youngsters and a fully grown, not in good shape, around the back roads to friday bridge and upwell in cambs. 2 white and 1 tan colour
  16. use a plank of wood as a lean to going up the tree, staple the fenn trap to the wood, then put tunnel over trap..
  17. nod

    jokes

    Breaking News: The UN has said that if they capture Gaddafi they will put him where he can do no harm to anyone – up front for Sunderland. The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops. Although they do make me look a bit gay. Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Bangkok Show, a spokesman said “We’ll struggle to get another man of the same calibre.†My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a wank. I said “Son, that’s 3 schools this year. You want to stop before y
  18. think after 4 years he might have found some contact details. and jeremy might have put a few pound on too
  19. i know a picker up that kills all the game that way when the dogs bring em to him
  20. nod

    bugger

    he was done at least 12 months ago, the vets did say they dont gaurentee it will work because the tubes can rejoin, hopefully it is a phantom but will get another hutch just incase
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