Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, “f**k that – knowing my luck, I’d win one!”
Wife says to husband, “If you cycle to work, we can get rid of the second car.” He replies, “If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!”
Japanese farmers reckon they’re doing it tough? BULLSHIT! I seen one farm on TV and the prick had two huge boats and about 20 cars in his front yard!
What’s the difference between a refugee and ET?
ET looked better, smelled better, learnt English, did