How to offend just about everybody...
I'm living next door to a Muslim couple at the moment. They have
3 little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back
yard, so I'm just writing to you while the kettle boils!
Can you spare just Euro2.00? Ranji is a 9yr old boy living in Zambia.
He has only 1 leg, 1 arm and 1 eye. Each day he has to ride 7 miles
to school along a narrow road on a rusty bike with bent wheels, no
brakes and only 1 pedal. If you send us just Euro2.00, we will send you
the video - its hilarious.
I've caught a stray parrot in my garden. All h