Ten Signs Who may be Taliban - descending order
10. They refine heroin for a living, but they have a moral objection to beer.
9. They own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but they can't afford shoes.
8. They have more wives than teeth.
7. They think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. They can't think of anyone they HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
5. They consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in their robes.
4. They've never been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look big?"
3. They were amazed to