3 men are given a wish each by a genie.....an Irish farmer, Osama Bin Laden and an Englishman.
The Irishman wished for all the land in Ireland to be forever fertile....in a flash his wish is granted.
Bin Laden is amazed......."I want a wall built around all Muslim countries, so no western infidels can enter our precious lands".......in a flash, it was granted.
The Englishman asked more about this wall.........the genie tells him it's 5000ft high, 500ft thick....nothing gets in, nothing gets out........
"Sounds great" says the Englishman........he sits down and lights a cigar...