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  1. WILF
    People have to realise it all amounts to the same thing !
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    According to the BBC and Daily Mail, you’re all extreme far right ! lol
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    Hands up, that’s a cracking animal..fair play to you
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    Nah, I thought maybe I could borrow it and take it out over there ? Will it be up to it ?
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    I could borrow yours ?……I’ll try not to kill it stone dead ?
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    I don’t have a dog……
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    You’ll be out matching that dog this time next year I suspect ?
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    In jib upto your eyeballs ! lol
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    lol, you’d like to be a pound behind my daughter you dreamer ! lol
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    Not take photos of things he dreams of buying ?
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    Get to Miami ?
  12. WILF
    Find his way to a racecourse ?
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    Get out of van and broom round ?
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    Occupation: Bottle of Sunny delight ! lol
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    Nah, I’m done, I keep imagining you in your orange quilted joggers with the shiny stripes ! lol lol…..f***ing hell ! lol
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    I watched that episode with the butcher and the pig !
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    You’re a pretty funny chap, I just chuckled to myself about everyone getting onboard with £5k straightners only to find out the bloke throwing out challenges dresses up as a bottle of Sunny Delight for a living ! lol Your nippers must be the most popular kids in class, everyone thinks their dad is Ronald McDonald ! lol
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    You need a f***ing shoeshine, looks like you nicked them from the charity shop you state ! lol
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    Translated means, you ain’t even rated enough to be allowed to broom round so they make the liability stay in the van ! I used to do similar with lads, you assign them according to ability….so the switched on lads would have switched on roles, the mongaloids could just about manage standing by a lift and pushing a button…..think about this, you ain’t even pushing a button !….you get told to wait in the motor ! lol I can imagine the morning conversations with the Forman: “Here Charlie, what shall we get the gonk doing ?” ”f***ing hell, leave that f***ing dreamer in the van,
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    f**k me, what do you work as ?….a traffic cone ?
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    Just drive to Doncaster and ask anyone if they know where the hardest, richest man in Donny lives and they will point you in the right direction…..don’t go too early mind, he has to drop the other station cleaners off when the shift finishes, designated driver see as they make the gonk stay in the van because he can’t be trusted with a broom and black plastic bag ! lol
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    Shouldn’t take long seeing as it doesn’t exist ! lol
  24. WILF
    I ain’t got no money, I’m a poor retired pensioner. We can’t all afford to shop in Sports Direct reduced section and cut about in the latest puma’s you know ! lol
  25. WILF
    I reckon Dan would kick you all round your resin driveway like an empty can……I can hear the screams of “Please don’t scratch the Tesla” as I type this ! lol
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