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WILF

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  1. Kidbrooke Park Juniors, 1979……my old man hung my teacher out a 3rd floor window because he wouldn’t let me go and take a piss ! I bet that bloke never acted the c**t with kids under his charge again.
  2. Just got back from a cup game so hadnt seen any results but what a story for Plymouth. Did you see Leyton Orient yesterday ?….they put city in a right game and the lads goal was out of this world
  3. Still not and that’s fine, we have to give a good few years vetting to prospective partners to make sure they’re not total pricks !
  4. Your sibling is a millionaire !!???…..and you were a rich business owner ?…..no wonder you have no time for the small people ! I wish you’d said earlier ! lol Joking aside, thems were the days mate…much simpler but you have to be smart about stuff now. Fair play to you
  5. I’m retired mate and I don’t care if you’re black, unlike most of them you will probably go home ! lol
  6. Go and push some dogshit through a self employed blokes letterbox, cheer yourself up mate ! lol
  7. Did your servant write that ? lol
  8. Cant beat a “thoughtfully looking into the distance” photo mate ! lol Joking aside, amazing sights and brilliant that as you say we are getting to experience these things around our coast.
  9. When Jukel and the boys from the local socialist workers club go in the chip shop on the way home……
  10. Oh, hark at you thinking you can treat the lowest paid member of the restaurant staff like shit……ain’t too much “Mr solidarity with the workers” going on there when you are stuffing your steak & chips in you gob ! lol Poor c**ts bothering with you to make sure you are looked after and you turn into the King of England ! lol……snob ! lol
  11. Excellent post, completely agree with that. My younger daughter worked in a butchers in a supermarket about 5 years ago, she’d have been 17 at the time, she came home and said one of the older blokes was being a bit creepy and it made he feel uncomfortable. So I said “right, we can do this two ways, I can come in tomorrow and sort it out or you can stand up for yourself and report it and say something” She said “No dad, I’ll sort it out” and she did and the bloke apologised and she was never bothered again. It was a valuable life lesson because she always sticks up for her
  12. WILF

    A deep one

    It would have been like Journey to the centre of the earth ! lol
  13. Funny enough, I had a very interesting and enjoyable weekend with a skinhead bird who was about 40 at the time….covered in tattoos and angry, amazing. To make sure people knew I was an open minded chap, I also had an equally amazing evening with a little spit fire of an Anti Nazi League bird who had been doing her nut at me and my pals for about 3 hours in a boozer one night……I guess politics knows no borders ! lol
  14. f***ing hell, I’d have made a pig of myself as a young man round that lot ! Worked away Stockton when I was 18, amazing !…..the debauchery was out of this world ! Cant beat a good old fashioned British bird, all done up to the nines and not giving a shit….they are the most fun.
  15. McHull worked for 22 years once but it only took him 10 minutes
  16. More like Fantasy Island ! lol
  17. Bad mate, some questions will have to get asked after that turnout
  18. About 14 year ago round my old way, which by the way isnt exactly beverly hills, there was a study that came up with you need to earn £27 an hour just to exist............thats 14 year ago ! So that £1250 a week back then and its way more expensive now.............I honestly dont think a bloke on 75 or 100k is doing well for himself, i think he is just ok and by no mean home and dry Thats what makes it such a crime whats being done to people because thats a lot of money they are producing and they should be able to stick a nice chunk away all the time and have a wad of cash behind th
  19. What will that work out after the tax man has got his claws into it mate?......£50 grand ? Depends where you live i suppose but a grand a week isnt exactly movie star money these days......round my old way if you rent a 3 bed that is half your wages gone a month just on rent.......then 700 quid on council tax and utilities, add on food and running a car etc.....dont leave fortunes at the end of the week
  20. All back to the 21st century now mate thankfully but there are still some poor sods still out
  21. I once gave a badger heart massage............up a tree..........in a thunderstorm
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