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  1. The best cook report was when he hijacked Jonny Palmer on the pavement and Palmer just said “be seeing you Roger” ! lol
  2. If you was ever on a council estate in Aveley one evening then we could have more in common than you imagine ! lol
  3. Ahh, but did you ever have the pleasure of the 18 year old bird and her 18 stone, fart and give us a clue , alcoholic divorced mum who used to swear at you as you was giving her one ?……it’s like having a nice crisp, fresh salad and then a block of lard for afters ! lol
  4. Don’t sound like it put you off anyway ! lol
  5. Your response made me think, see I’ll just tell a story like that and think it’s nothing because to me, it is nothing….but I can see how it would shock some people. For a bit of context, the bloke we was visiting used to rob banks in the day and go to the casino in the west end at night and pick up birds like that !…….as I said, different world. f**k me, probably just made it worse ! lol
  6. As I remember I was just a bit taken aback ! lol
  7. The big difference is, I’m not a girl mate……different times and very different circles of men. I concur by the way, not appropriate for a girl or those from a more sheltered world.
  8. I think Arsenal are the most boring team to watch, them and city. From a technical point of view it’s good if you have an interest in the mechanics of the game blah blah, but as a game to watch it’s f***ing shite….put you to sleep mate. Been nice seeing them couple of Arsenal youngsters lately, way better that Buko “I’ll fade outside right, come back in left, fake a shot and then lay it off for one more pass” Saka……what a predictable f***ing bore that player is !
  9. The first naked woman I ever saw in the flesh was like a Shri Lankan bird or something like that…..I must have been about 8 or 9 ?….. Popped round my old man’s pals house one Saturday morning and they was chatting about this and that having a cup of tea and my old man’s pal says to me “Here, little man, pop upstairs to my bedroom there’s something in there for you” So I did and there’s this bird, an absolute cracker from memory, laying on the bed stark bollock naked….she didn’t flinch and just sat up and chatted to me…….i could hear the men downstairs laughing. When I went down
  10. Players and culture, has to be mate…..ability on its own don’t cut the mustard in anything as you well know. That Jew Levy built a lovely stadium and has them all tidy financially I believe…..but the players know that if they can throw Potchetino, Conte, Mourinho etc under the bus then they can do it to anyone……bluffers mate. Has to be ?
  11. I do mate, I like the way that Postacoglu thinks about the game and what he wants the team to do. Listen, you know yourself, they have had what ? 6 or 7 of the best managers in the game the last few years and it’s the same story all the time…..nobody can tell me all those managers are getting it wrong.
  12. I think that’s spot on chief, a good example was when that Savinho (I think ?) picked up a loose ball outside his own penalty box when an attack broke down and the orient lad just come in and put one down the back of his calf…..I like the lower league stuff, I just think it’s way more relatable.
  13. Alright, turn it in with the charm offensive, you will have every spade bird in east London falling at your feet ! lol
  14. I think anyone who is into football understands that some things are new and good, some things are old and good and should be used and some things are just basic rules of thumb that transcend the ages. Forest is a bit of case in point in my opinion, they are scoring all sorts of goals. Nicely played goals with passing through the 3rds, good old fashioned beat the full back and deliver to a big centre forward goals, they can build up, they can be direct, they are using a decent No.10 type player to full effect…..what forest is doing is old fashioned imho. Dont know what you lads
  15. I think Fergie was the greatest of his generation just for clarity mate. I think he would last about 2 minutes now with young players but his record will stand forever. But he was a cheeky old b*****d who knew how play mind games, which I love by the way, so he isn’t in a position to lecture anyone.
  16. Fergie is full of shit and just said whatever he thought gave him an edge in any particular situation, that’s not a gripe by the way, fair play to him because that’s what it’s all about. But he can’t talk about respecting a competition because it was basically him that treated the FA cup like shit in the first place by withdrawing to go and play the world club cup.
  17. I have two older kids of 21 & 22…..both cracking along doing alright, I just take a view of if you want to go and do something off you go and when you want to come home, just come home ! My oldest has in the last 3 years moved out, moved to wales, moved back again, moved to Belfast, bought a house and sold a house…..and she has a great job and now she is at home until she decides what she wants to do next. The younger has gone and moved in with the boyfriend, has a decent job on good money and is happy for a minute, if she changes her mind she just comes home…..whatever, couldn’t
  18. The fuckers eat anything mate, the terrier had 3 whole chickens last week (out the freezer), a whole garlick sausage and was still eating the Brussels sprouts off the plants the Mrs had grown….. He started to eat a fox before !!! I was on a shoot with my old lurcher once, had my lab with me as well, shot a pheasant and they both marked it and the lurcher was off before the lab could move and picked it almost as it hit the floor…..and promptly ate the whole thing on the spot, feathers, feet, beak…the lot !……that raised a few eyebrows amongst the other guns ! lol
  19. Nice little house dogs huh ?…..wouldn’t know what that is, last week my dogs killed and ate a cat ! I ain’t having those fuckers in my house covered in shite and spewing dead cat all over the show ! lol
  20. Kidbrooke Park Juniors, 1979……my old man hung my teacher out a 3rd floor window because he wouldn’t let me go and take a piss ! I bet that bloke never acted the c**t with kids under his charge again.
  21. Just got back from a cup game so hadnt seen any results but what a story for Plymouth. Did you see Leyton Orient yesterday ?….they put city in a right game and the lads goal was out of this world
  22. Still not and that’s fine, we have to give a good few years vetting to prospective partners to make sure they’re not total pricks !
  23. Your sibling is a millionaire !!???…..and you were a rich business owner ?…..no wonder you have no time for the small people ! I wish you’d said earlier ! lol Joking aside, thems were the days mate…much simpler but you have to be smart about stuff now. Fair play to you
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