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WILF

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  1. Good news, I reckon that will be just what the doctor ordered for you mate........your a nice fella and you deserve a bit of happiness. Obviously fatter than me and gay in the extreme, but still a top lad ATB WILF
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    John Hartson

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbiaXYLD-Ok God bless you big man
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    Lawless britain

    Dont they know its illegal to take deer with dogs !!!!
  4. Don't give them the choice John. They'll eat kidneys etc if they know that's all on offer. I had a fussy bull terrier once...he didn't stay too fussy for long.
  5. I will start to up my smoking now in preperation for the long car journeys.....20 a day, then 30 eventually peaking at around the 40 mark I also start on the kebabs......small doner, then large, then mixed with chips.......motorway burgers, crisps and cans of pop come when I am fully up to speed. I throw buckets of water over myself and stand outside all night....... I also take my lamp to bits then drive to the other end of the country and pratice putting it back together in a muddy field in the pitch black I jump into the back of pick up truck and practice throwing myself aro
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    labsnlurchers

    Who gives a feck?
  7. He is batting for the other side for sure!

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    Warning

    uuurrrrr.........Naaa
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    Warning

    It cant be an intellectual battle, because that would imply that I was battling against someone with an intellect..........which clearly, I am not You are trying hard, I will give you that.......but you still need practice I am afraid.
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    Warning

    No because that would involve thinking and you can only do the jobs you have the tools for
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    Warning

    LOL, I thought you were on my side too.................. shame on you. Your jealous of my ability to get a bitch..... thought so. To be honest mate, If you guys want rid of me, batter in, I'm not going to lose sleep over it. I will let you stay for now, but you must do exactly as Max says and refer to yourself as BITCH from now on
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    Warning

    I didnt get one, but then again I never do..........clique you see Now play nice from now on or I will have you deleted
  13. I will have 6 of those please.........and a packet of custard creams.
  14. I have seen that recipe in a book or magazine years and years ago..........(when I used to buy such nonsense )
  15. what a load of absolute shite ............................... no amount of experiance or patience will make a average/bad dog anything other than average or bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 if they are rubbish sort it move on ...............cant make a silk purse out of a sows ear................ failed dogs are a fact of life if YOU cant face that you shouldnt have dogs!!! simple as that fucks sake .......... yis fellman You dont say much Felly my friend, but what you do say normally cuts to the chase
  16. Dont bother, its not worth the time...........
  17. Forget those fecking "pram hood" style bivvys, they are just heavy and big and useless........ As the man said, the aqua brolly or pioneer........they are the way forward.
  18. JMHO, But in weed fish a running lead.......fixed lead set up are just not sensative enough for weed, you will miss all the little knock and pulls which could tell you if you need to re-cast in order to maintain presentation. And the best bit of advice I will give you is this.......stop reading carp magazines......they are full of shite and all the articles are designed to sell you shite you dont need. You sound like you have the basics in your head, so now go it alone. Good Luck
  19. ........I will buy it as long as its a "Sir" or a "Duke"........I would even settle for an "Earl" but we would have to talk about the price.............LOL Be prepared Wilf mate. Youll be next for a MEET with MLB lol The chinky will be on me...........obviously!
  20. ........I will buy it as long as its a "Sir" or a "Duke"........I would even settle for an "Earl" but we would have to talk about the price.............LOL
  21. Oh Aye, did you have the criac with him?.......he is some good lad is MOO. How did the big fat showpony get on then?
  22. Thats not a hard on, the c**t has kidnapped MORPH from "Take Heart"......I can see his little head and two fists trying to get out.........he is for sale you know as he hasnt got room (in his pocket) for him!!!
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    A good southern boy gone over to the dark side in the north......lol

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    John Hartson

    Spot on Gnasher
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