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WILF

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  1. Shes a drunk......lol lol You just couldn't keep up . . .. Keep up or keep it up?????????????????????? With my good looks and vast array of offspring, keeping it up deffo aint the problem......its finding something to do with it nowdays thats the challenge!! :laugh: I have just been lucky and met people who were recommended by people I trust and they have all been good-uns I have also bumped into a couple and again, they were right lads. So really, I dont want to meet anyone because I am a grumpy c**t and probably wont like you..........and I am
  2. Tell the truth, its so he can sign your photo of him thats on your wall.......
  3. He is going full time with the "Rent Boy" thing........
  4. Make mine the burger and your paying!
  5. Its different football imho. The SPL is pure f*****g kick and rush shite....put even the top 2 teams against a mediocre european side and they quickly run out of ideas and stop playing football.
  6. Chelsea! BOO!......Essex! YAY!

  7. He has asked me if he can photograph himself tickling my arsehole with a feather....I am thinking about it!

  8. Mine would be.... The Stiffmeister.....for his cutting humour and to watch him rip piss out of Fellman Fellman....to make crude remarks to everyones wife and tell of past scootering glorys MOO.......to pretend he is drinking loads when really its just coke a cola Dillon....to do the naked cooking and genrally lower the tone Darcy.....he will bring 94 packs of sausages Stabs.....to bring at least a little intellect to proceedings Sako243......to tell us his fishermans tales and shooting prowess JRYipp.......to tell us all our dogs are shit and just generally be a
  9. I will fetch the box for him to stand on while he is doing it!
  10. Amazing some of the pissing and moaning I used to hear when I was a baliff, no f****r would do anything about stuff themselves, just wait for the baliff then peer round the side of the bivvy watching what happens!!.........its your fishing, if someone is f*****g it up then say something or leather the c**t!
  11. Nice fish.........on the spinners again?
  12. Better off back in the old days where players could cripple themselves for £4.50 a week then get the bus home !! What our top football players earn is pocket change to baseball and NFL stars.....more power to their elbow I say. I do however think the majority of their money should be performance related and depend on the league position at the end of the year
  13. WILF

    backhoe

    Are you thinking of getting one you f*****g tool? .........if you are, give me a shout as I have a couple of pals that deal in machines
  14. Darcy like to insert live moths up his starfish while wanking off over pictures of big black greyhounds.......he is a moth inserting, greyhound wanking legend!!

  15. Not saying your a burden you fanny, just saying I dont think the "pro" chaps are giving you all the facts about just what their dream will cost the ordinary working bloke or if you will have to: a: Get yourselves in the shit like Ireland OR b: Saddle your self with a mass influx of immigrants thus ruining a great country with undisirables and loads more building over the countryside Now I know your not the sharpest tool in the box but I would have thought you could have figured that out
  16. With all due respect Thomas, you do seem to keep ducking the question of how Scotland will pay for its self? You trot out a pretty well rehearsed line about tax raising powers and getting all the money from your own exports so I will ask you again matey: How much extra in tax with the private sector employed percentage of the population have to pay? How much life is there left in north sea oil and gas and what will your great grandchildren or there great grandchildren have to fall back on? Or have the pro independance mob glossed over in persuit of "their" dream.
  17. Can your pal not put you on to anyone?
  18. Does anyone know of breeders in the uk where you can buy these (live)
  19. 25 YDS!!.........I am surprised you managed to hit it! Good piccy by the way mate, good do
  20. I have been out with collie x and a saluki x that pick and chose their runs......it drives you insane and to be honest I dont know how the owner puts up with it, I certainly couldnt. Every animal is entitled to a bad day at the office now and again, but if it keeps happening then it should be dead imho!
  21. Leveller will actually have to suck my balls!

    1. "Earth!"

      "Earth!"

      not again, surely..

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