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  1. WILF

    Pet Hates

    Another thing I can't stand is : Southerners who do a shit northern accent when they first meet a lad from up north ( before they have got to know them) Northerners who do a shit southern accent when they first meet a southern lad The top one I find embarrassing as a southern lad and the bottom I just find wank......
  2. WILF

    Pet Hates

    Don't tell lies Gnash they are poxy things, dry stone walls are a right pain in the arse getting over the b*****ds when you are fell hunting !! Lol
  3. WILF

    Pet Hates

    Add to my list.... Internet flirting
  4. Seen that on the telly before.........f**k, you think that's grim have a trip to Prince Town. That's like the back arsehole of the world
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    Pet Hates

    Oh, how could I forget..... Luton Luton town fc Luton fans People from Luton
  6. Well if that's the best he can do when it comes to his kids, then the bloke shouldn't be allowed to own a guinea pig never mind be a parent. I reckon me and you could go round in circles with this all night mate ! Lol lol Fair play, that's your view and I have mine
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    Pet Hates

    Bloody hell, that accounts for about 99.99999% of humanity!! Lol lol
  8. WILF

    Pet Hates

    Miserable faced office workers walking round London like its their last day on earth and can't wait 5 minutes for anything Smart arsed office workers who think their funny after a belly full of grog on a Friday night Wagon wheels on the outside of Bungalows/ garden walls Wannabe pikeys who live in council houses and think driving a shitty transit and collecting two bobs worth of iron makes them a traveller boy Folk who don't say thank you when you hold a shop door open for them Traffic wardens
  9. Agreed, this stuff could happen to the very best of parents but as I have said before its all about the averages. To say however that this bloke may have done his best is complete mince! By his own admission he has watched his daughter walk in the house in some right states, knew something was badly wrong and the best he could muster was " asking for her to be taken into care".............sorry, but the dudes an utter rinse!
  10. Are you living in a f***ing dreamworld, without my protection the local 14 year olds would make mince of you, you utter air soft commando.
  11. Can't agree with you about all of that my brother, Certainly I wouldn't go to a strangers house and expect a gift and I would pay as much as something was worth to me if it was what I wanted , as you know i forked out some dollar for my lab pup a while ago BUT, if I had bred the litter my main concern would be that they were going to right lads the majority of whom would be putting some proper graft into them to see what they were made of.........in this case, I am afraid that money just would not come into it, if they were all in the right places with the right people then I wouldn't w
  12. Well, damn shame for the lad but there's the lesson, be careful who you give your money too and certainly don't buy one unless you can afford to take care of it whatever the cost.
  13. Like f**k do you, you can't f***ing read ya dry lunch
  14. The old woman is just changing over to freesat now mate, don't watch 99% of the channels available on sky so she couldn't see the point in keep paying for it. Got one of those smart telly things, so with that and free sat it will be just as good if not better as I can go on youtube on the telly and watch anything I want.
  15. Are you for,f***ing real, Buying a combat jacket 4 sizes too big for your meagre frame and watching " a bridge too far" over and over again on the telly dose not make you a paratrooper you corporal nil. I would come down there and leave your whole barracks looking like a road accident !! X
  16. THe thought of you Tik tokking over the square chewing gum Before remembering your laces were tied together , falling flat and Negligently discharging your musket into a group of Japanese tourists all on national television makes me Physically cringe... You would have had a clutcher running towards him anyway and some St. Johns Ambulance Cretin resembling Nanny from Count Duckula would have stretchered you off while your Gas mask saves your face from national humiliation... You f***ing LUNCH You absolute idiot, this from a man who's sum total of military experience is doing a couple of bu
  17. THe thought of you Tik tokking over the square chewing gum Before remembering your laces were tied together , falling flat and Negligently discharging your musket into a group of Japanese tourists all on national television makes me Physically cringe... You would have had a clutcher running towards him anyway and some St. Johns Ambulance Cretin resembling Nanny from Count Duckula would have stretchered you off while your Gas mask saves your face from national humiliation... You f***ing LUNCH You absolute idiot, this from a man who's sum total of military experience is doing a couple of bu
  18. Haha.....the legend that is the wee man is getting some air time on here tonight
  19. Aye right ! Lol lol......back home at 9?......did ya big felt tip run out? Lol lol lol
  20. If I had been a guardsman I would have run him through just for the craic
  21. WILF

    What A Joke

    Makes you proud........
  22. WILF

    Name The Film

    First meeting with Chief !!
  23. WILF

    Name The Film

    Fellman, 1986 Simply genius !!! Lol lol lol
  24. WILF

    Name The Film

    Haha, buckshee you melt Anyway, here's another..... " Death? What you all know about death?"
  25. WILF

    Name The Film

    Not the greatest conversation though mate, " this is this, this ain't something else, this is this " " I like a guy with quick moves, I ain't gonna hunt with no assholes" Now they are some of the greatest lines in the last 30 years amigo
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