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  1. WILF

    SIMOMAN

    I love retro stuff and I have to say it dont get much better than smoking monkeys........halcyon days!!
  2. I think he was last seen running down the street with a couple of Rabbits muttering "I forgot the watering can"!!!
  3. Fair one mate, first hand knowledge beats guess work all day long
  4. Whatever, he was a c**t anyway! :laugh:
  5. My guess is that he was looking to get a crack at a certain someone (f**k knows what he thought he was gonna find if indeed he was some type of investigator??) but came unstuck.......
  6. No, co workers for driving them f*****g mad I would imagine!
  7. What, is being a warehouseman more dangerous than being a police officer then?........well I never, you learn something new everyday! Now f**k off you boring prick.........
  8. I think he made a c**t of himself and vanished..............
  9. When the full cuts are implemented the British army will, strictly speaking, cease to exist.....absolutely true! Belowe 100,000 personnel is classed as a militia......an army has to have 100,000 plus in order to be classed as an army!!! What a sad day for this once great country and what does Lefty Dave worry about?......queers getting "married" ? f**k sake Cameron, get a grip or f**k off and give Dan Hannan, Boris Johnson or Nigel Farage a chance to get things right!!
  10. The rare " Liverpudlian Urban Fox" lol lol
  11. They have a lot in common with the wogs, they are the dirtiest players around but call em out on it and bang!....out comes the old race card
  12. One thing you can't knock the yids for is that they don't give a f**k for nobody, f**k with them and they will come and get ya. Shame a lot more of our own politicians are not like that
  13. Darlington will make Afganistan look like Los Vegas !! Good luck to you mate, as has been said, with 19 years under your belt you deserve it. For the record, I think UKIP are the only party saying they will increase defence spending and numbers in the Army.
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    HMRC

    Get yer own song ya gype, that belongs in south London !!
  15. Be funny as f**k if they give them all the tin tack and get a load of eastern Europeans who actually want to earn some money !! Lol lol
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    HMRC

    the only thing that may be worth that is the stadium and the land itself.....subtract the cost of the sale and actually owning the site while it is up for sale, it may not be worth their while. Chances are they will have a deal with someone at around 5%-10% and call it done.#
  17. When first sent to jail, young Derek was asked by 6'8" Winston Kilimanjaro ( his cell mate) if he would like to play mummy's and daddy's?.......being a brite chap with an LLB (hons) our hero Derek wisely said " I will be daddy" Winston replyed " good!...I will be mummy.......suck my cock!!"
  18. AAHHHhhhhh Haaavvveee A Dreeem..................!
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    MOO

    No mate, Leveller ! Lol lol
  20. I know mate......you would think in Ireland of all places it would be easy enough to get hold of a couple of horses !! Lol
  21. i would adopt her Yeah.....in a Woody Alan kind of way !! Lol
  22. f**k me, if waffle was a sign of a good lawyer you'd be f*****g Rumpole of the Bailey.......as has been said, what exactly do you want? If your so sure of your case and your skills, bring a private prosecution if you think you have been wronged in some way. There's lads on here with REAL worries and dealing with life's REAL problems, don't see them pissing and moaning....get a f*****g grip man!!
  23. Yeah mate, its the new black.........lol
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