These two dwarfs, go in the same pub night after night, they are always moaning that they cant pull a bird.
The locals club together and pay for a couple of hookers for them.
Anyway, the 2 little fellas take the 2 whores home, and its off to seperate bedrooms.
Dwarf number 1 try as he might cant get a hard on. And is getting really frustrated as he can hear his mate on the job next door.
He puts his ear to the wall and he can hear the whore screaming- come on come on , nearly there nerly there.
He is so depressed he bursts into tears.
30 minutes later, he's in the kitchen and hi