APW ANDY AND MARK BRICK DECIDE TO GO FOR A DRINK TO CELEBRATE MARK WINNING THE FINAL OF THE LAMPING COMP. ANDY SAYS LETS TAKE THE DOG WITH US IT KILLS MORE HARES IN THE PUB THAN IT DOES ON THE LAMP. THEY TRY TO GET CHARPOLSKI TO BE TAXI MAN BUT HE IS TOO PISSED UP. SO THEY SIT AT THE BAR AND A LAD COMES IN LOOKS AROUND AND THEN WALKS OVER TO THE DOG AND LIFTS UP ITS TAIL HAS A LOOK AND THEN WALKS OUT. FEW MINUTES LATER ANOTHER LAD COMES IN DOES THE SAME THING, APW IS GETTING ANGRY SHE GRABS A BEER BOTTLE YOU WANT SOME OF THIS SHE SCREAMS LAD RUNS OFF. FEW MINUTES LATER ANOTHER ONE COMES IN AND