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The Bard

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  1. The looney came from up Scotland way, and said, "There once will come a day when all who doubt and take the piss, will be proved wrong, I guarantee this!" ..and so he went about his round, Digging moles, 3ft in the ground. Zapping rabbits with his ray gun, all the time talking out his bum! The forum laughed & took the piss, but all the time, the point they missed. his rantings echoed though the pages, threads went on for ages & ages. Attention came from all sides, disbelieving at his lies. but still he poste
  2. More points for Sea Bass. What about LSD's, mullet, Pollack, Wrasse, etc?
  3. THE LAMPING FINAL CAME AT LAST, EVEN THOUGH THE WINTER'D PAST, LDR & HIS DOG BRUCE, AGAINST THE BRICK, THERE'D BE NO TRUCE! WORDS WERE HEATED ON THE FORUM, TOMO THE JUDGE, WAS THERE TO SCORE 'EM! MONDAY NIGHT THE STAGE WAS SET, A FINAL THAT NONE WOULD FORGET! THE BRICK WAS CROAKING LIKE A TOAD, NOT HAPPY WALKING ON THE ROAD. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE SAME, FOR BOTH DOGS, HE JACKED IN SHAME! A LESSON LEARNED, IF TRUTH BE TOLD, FOR THE BRICK, WHO'S CLAIMS WERE BOLD. ON THE NIGHT YOUR DOG WAS BEAT, AT LEAST BE GRACIOUS IN DEFEAT! SO SUMMING UP, NOT
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