Well, you've certainly proved you are quite an arse, be rest assured we all believe you on that one.
YES. AT LAST SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME.
I DO HAVE QUITE AN ARSE, IN FACT ITS THE BEST ARSE IN THE UK. I WAS VOTED MR CORNWALL 1984 WHEN I WORE MY NAVY BLUE GYM SHORTS. ITS THE BEST ARSE AND YOUR JUST JEALOUS. I WILL TAKE ANYONE ON IN AN ARSE COMPETITION. ANYONE. AND I WONT BE BEAT. AND MY DOG WONT BE BEAT. BUT WE WONT DO IT IF TOMO IS THE JUDGE. AND I GOT TO BRING MY BESSI MATE ALONG TOO PURELY AS A TRAVELLING COMPANION AND TO HOLD MY HUGE BOX OF KLEENEX IN CASE MY EYES START WATERING